Moaning women trigger me....

[simon43]

I must be turning into GG (the moaning one, not the long-winded one).

 

I'm a very patient and amicable person.  But one thing - in modern parlance - triggers me. That is moaning women!  This is not a dig at moaning Thai women, I'm having a dig at ALL women who moan without reason.  I guess the same would apply to moaning men, but I generally haven't encountered the male of the species doing this.  (Or maybe I'm moaning right now!)

 

I took my clothes to the laundry.  There was an empty washer and no-one else there.  So I started loading up the machine with my clothes.  1 minute later the owner of the shop appears and starts moaning at me for stealing her washer, which she was just about to use.  Huh?  Why wasn't she by the machine then, instead of disappearing off?  If she needed to go somewhere, (to get change etc), why didn't she at least place her clothes in the washer?  No reasonable reply, just more verbal moaning.

 

So rather then shove her head at full speed into a hot tumble dryer, (which she deserved), I politely collected my clothes and placed them in another washer. By now, the woman had disappeared again.  I inserted a 100-baht note for 10 baht coins and it dispensed precisely 80 baht! 

 

Keep calm Simon, I told myself.  I started the washer and wandered around for 30 minutes during the washing cycle.

 

Finally, all was finished.  I collected my clothes to hang them out to dry on my sunny balcony.

 

As I walked off home, I glanced at the original washing machine that the woman had moaned at me about.  It was still empty!!, and no sign of that moaning woman!

 

I now understand why I was the partner in my 3 marriages who instigated divorce proceedings.....

[petermik]

Exciting stuff Simon...what a day.......

[simon43]

19 minutes ago, petermik said:

Exciting stuff Simon...what a day.......

Yep - I've still got heart palpitations from all the excitement... 🙂

[mran66]

I just bought a new washing machine to replace the 10+ year old that terminated her contract.

 

Very relaxing to sip coffee or cold beer while machine is quietly doing it's job, while waiting to hear different type moaning later. 

[simon43]

3 hours ago, mran66 said:

I just bought a new washing machine to replace the 10+ year old that terminated her contract.

 

Very relaxing to sip coffee or cold beer while machine is quietly doing it's job, while waiting to hear different type moaning later. 

Well, I would have a washing machine if I stayed in one location for more than a few months 🙂 I'm off back to Yangon in a few days, where washing clothes is a night-time novelty, since the mains electricity is typically only available in the middle of the night. (Water pumps etc don't work without electricity, so as soon as the power is switched on, everyone runs to cook food, wash clothes etc).

[CHdiver]

Am I the only one who got misslead by the title?

[spidermike007]

The only time most men enjoy the moaning of a woman is during the act of sex when she moaning in passion. Baby, baby! 

[petermik]

46 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

The only time most men enjoy the moaning of a woman is during the act of sex when she moaning in passion. Baby, baby! 

I should be so lucky....all I get is "pull my nighty down when you have finished darling"......

[simon43]

14 hours ago, CHdiver said:

Am I the only one who got misslead by the title?

 

Ah, my mistake.  The only moaning I've heard from women in the past 10 years (or more, has been of the non-sexual kind...

[Kinok Farang]

Just encountered the female version of Basil Fawlty at the hotel reception desk in Chumpon.

After a long train journey i was angry at first but she was that rude and miserable it became hilarious.

[thesetat]

Your use of the word moaning is misleading. Should have used bitchy. whiny, nagging. Moaning I usually reserve for those sounds made during copulation to show pleasure. 

However, most of the time those sounds are fake or uncontrolled and done to make you feel like you are satisfying her as well. 

Your whiny laundry girl should be kissing your butt. I would have told her to f-off and get another machine. You were at least SO KIND in removing your clothes and moving them to another machine. 

[ignore it]

Putting aside all talk of dirty laundry,

 

I've found that a good moan from a woman pulls my trigger.

 

Esp doggie style.

[Grumpy one]

1 hour ago, simon43 said:

 

Ah, my mistake.  The only moaning I've heard from women in the past 10 years (or more, has been of the non-sexual kind...

A few years back I bought my wife a new washing machine, it arrived on her birthday

As the machine was carried into a house full of guests I simply said Happy Birthday 

Still paying for that slight slip of the tongue  

[newbee2022]

23 hours ago, simon43 said:

I must be turning into GG (the moaning one, not the long-winded one).

 

I'm a very patient and amicable person.  But one thing - in modern parlance - triggers me. That is moaning women!  This is not a dig at moaning Thai women, I'm having a dig at ALL women who moan without reason.  I guess the same would apply to moaning men, but I generally haven't encountered the male of the species doing this.  (Or maybe I'm moaning right now!)

 

I took my clothes to the laundry.  There was an empty washer and no-one else there.  So I started loading up the machine with my clothes.  1 minute later the owner of the shop appears and starts moaning at me for stealing her washer, which she was just about to use.  Huh?  Why wasn't she by the machine then, instead of disappearing off?  If she needed to go somewhere, (to get change etc), why didn't she at least place her clothes in the washer?  No reasonable reply, just more verbal moaning.

 

So rather then shove her head at full speed into a hot tumble dryer, (which she deserved), I politely collected my clothes and placed them in another washer. By now, the woman had disappeared again.  I inserted a 100-baht note for 10 baht coins and it dispensed precisely 80 baht! 

 

Keep calm Simon, I told myself.  I started the washer and wandered around for 30 minutes during the washing cycle.

 

Finally, all was finished.  I collected my clothes to hang them out to dry on my sunny balcony.

 

As I walked off home, I glanced at the original washing machine that the woman had moaned at me about.  It was still empty!!, and no sign of that moaning woman!

 

I now understand why I was the partner in my 3 marriages who instigated divorce proceedings.....

Wow, what an exciting day. Are you washing every day for a new adventure?🤗

[wasabi]

Am I the only one who expected a post about a different type of moaning?

[NoshowJones]

On 2/17/2025 at 11:59 AM, petermik said:

Exciting stuff Simon...what a day.......

At least no one can accuse Simon of being Bob Smith, Elvis Presley etc. 

[Bruce Aussie]

On 2/17/2025 at 11:24 AM, simon43 said:

I must be turning into GG (the moaning one, not the long-winded one).

 

I'm a very patient and amicable person.  But one thing - in modern parlance - triggers me. That is moaning women!  This is not a dig at moaning Thai women, I'm having a dig at ALL women who moan without reason.  I guess the same would apply to moaning men, but I generally haven't encountered the male of the species doing this.  (Or maybe I'm moaning right now!)

 

I took my clothes to the laundry.  There was an empty washer and no-one else there.  So I started loading up the machine with my clothes.  1 minute later the owner of the shop appears and starts moaning at me for stealing her washer, which she was just about to use.  Huh?  Why wasn't she by the machine then, instead of disappearing off?  If she needed to go somewhere, (to get change etc), why didn't she at least place her clothes in the washer?  No reasonable reply, just more verbal moaning.

 

So rather then shove her head at full speed into a hot tumble dryer, (which she deserved), I politely collected my clothes and placed them in another washer. By now, the woman had disappeared again.  I inserted a 100-baht note for 10 baht coins and it dispensed precisely 80 baht! 

 

Keep calm Simon, I told myself.  I started the washer and wandered around for 30 minutes during the washing cycle.

 

Finally, all was finished.  I collected my clothes to hang them out to dry on my sunny balcony.

 

As I walked off home, I glanced at the original washing machine that the woman had moaned at me about.  It was still empty!!, and no sign of that moaning woman!

 

I now understand why I was the partner in my 3 marriages who instigated divorce proceedings.....

Where is this laundry, I want to go, need some excitement in my life. 😭

[TVGerry]

Clickbait title! Haha

[simon43]

[quote]

Your use of the word moaning is misleading.

[/quote]

 

Well, the Oxford dictionary seems to agree with my use of this word in an informal context:

 

`1 - make a long, low sound expressing physical or mental suffering or sexual pleasure.

 

2.

informal

complain or grumble, typically about something trivial.

 

Maybe I used this particular verb since I posted in the Pattaya sub-forum, and readers would expect something of a 'titilating' nature... 🙂

 

[KhunLA]

Moaning women trigger me also ... when they look 'back' at me, and say ...

 

...'oh yea, it hurts so good, I'm OK, keep going, don't stop' 😎

[jacko45k]

On 2/17/2025 at 5:48 PM, spidermike007 said:

The only time most men enjoy the moaning of a woman is during the act of sex when she moaning in passion. Baby, baby! 

Usually when I pay them for me!