Thailand is not that great

[Harrisfan]

1 minute ago, jerrymahoney said:

As I first said when living in rural North Florida:

 

If you didn't bring it, it ain't there.

You want people to bring there own food, condos and women to Thailand? Not so easy.

[Gobbler]

9 hours ago, Lacessit said:

A woman who will look after me until I draw my last breath

 

She might facilitate that last breath. 

[jerrymahoney]

12 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

You want people to bring there own food, condos and women to Thailand? Not so easy.

I brought my own condo with me -- but that was a while ago when the excess baggage fees weren't so high.

[EVENKEEL]

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

Found a monthly 1 bedroom cabin 6500 baht with pool so sponge cakes are cheap. 

Are you drunk? East Timor was location in discussion.

[Harrisfan]

5 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

Are you drunk? East Timor was location in discussion.

The topic is about Thailand. Are you drunk?

[Robert_Smith]

9 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

people are often more friendly.

Not as friendly as the Taiwanese.

 

And those girls put the hyena bar girls to shame!

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[EVENKEEL]

5 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

The topic is about Thailand. Are you drunk?

Try reading the post I replied to.

[Harrisfan]

1 minute ago, EVENKEEL said:

Try reading the post I replied to.

I read it. East Timor is not mud cake. Nothing to do with the topic.

[EVENKEEL]

1 minute ago, Robert_Smith said:

Not as friendly as the Taiwanese.

 

And those girls put the hyena bar girls to shame!

 

Best regards,

Bob.

Would you please stop by and take back Mrs Smith. Fun's over.

[scottiejohn]

9 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

I did not drink any beer or hire any hookers nor get a massage. 

 

8 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Leo Supreme beer is ok. Better than standard ones.

 

 

How would you know about Leo beer if you don't drink or had you forgotten your earlier lies post?

[scottiejohn]

1 minute ago, EVENKEEL said:

Would you please stop by and take back Mrs Smith. Fun's over.

Is she just as bid as him?

[Robert_Smith]

10 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

Would you please stop by and take back Mrs Smith. Fun's over.

I've traded her in for a younger, Hong Kong model.

 

She's looking after my apartment there right now.

 

she's 23 and fresh outta uni, white skinned and wears cute glasses and know her way around a pole...

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[EVENKEEL]

8 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Is she just as bid as him?

They're like 2 peas in a pod. Both are drunken muchers.

[EVENKEEL]

2 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

I've traded her in for a younger, Hong Kong model.

 

She's looking after my apartment there right now.

 

she's 23 and fresh outta uni, white skinned and wears cute glasses and know her way around a pole...

 

Best regards,

Bob.

Mrs Smith says you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. Now come get her.

[Harrisfan]

1 minute ago, EVENKEEL said:

Mrs Smith says you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. Now come get her.

Why are you hijacking the topic?

[Robert_Smith]

3 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

Mrs Smith says you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. Now come get her.

You can keep her.

 

Last time i checked she resembled a large sack of spuds and wasn't very adventurous in the bedroom..

 

My new HK piece, on the other hand,  is VERY eager to please.

I'm also on the look out for a new Thai piece whilst I'm here, though for a long term deal there are many requirements that need to be met...

 

I had a bit of fun with the 3 slappers last night, but I kicked them out way before breakfast.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[EVENKEEL]

3 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Why are you hijacking the topic?

It's more interesting than sponge cake. Now get a life.

[Harrisfan]

Just now, EVENKEEL said:

It's more interesting than sponge cake. Now get a life.

My life is better than yours. I don't sit in a condo all day.

[save the frogs]

1 minute ago, Robert_Smith said:

You can keep her.

 

Last time i checked she resembled a large sack of spuds and wasn't very adventurous in the bedroom..

 

My new HK piece is VERY eager to please.

I'm also on the look out for a new Thai piece whilst I'm here, though for a long term deal there are many requirements that need to be met...

 

I had a bit of fun with the 3 slappers last night, but I kicked them out way before breakfast.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

 

Is there a psychological disorder when people perpetually make stuff up relentlessly?

Do people start to believe their own stories after a while?

Do people dissociate with their real life persona and start to believe their alter ego persona is real?

Do the lines between reality and fiction get blurred in their own minds?

Should we start a gofundme to seek professional help?

 

Or is this just harmless fun and games?

 

[Harrisfan]

1 minute ago, save the frogs said:

 

Is there a psychological disorder when people perpetually make stuff up relentlessly?

Do people start to believe their own stories after a while?

Do people dissociate with their real life persona and start to believe their alter ego persona is real?

Do the lines between reality and fiction get blurred in their own minds?

Should we start a gofundme to seek professional help?

 

Or is this just harmless fun and games?

 

The tone in his posts indicates fun to me.

[EVENKEEL]

1 minute ago, Harrisfan said:

My life is better than yours. I don't sit in a condo all day.

At this very moment I'm sitting in a First Class Airport lounge awaiting my flight. Enjoy your sponge cake.

[Harrisfan]

Just now, EVENKEEL said:

At this very moment I'm sitting in a First Class Airport lounge awaiting my flight. Enjoy your sponge cake.

Enjoy East Timor.

[EVENKEEL]

1 minute ago, Harrisfan said:

Enjoy East Timor.

Haven't been there since we dropped anchor.

[Robert_Smith]

4 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

Is there a psychological disorder when people perpetually make stuff up relentlessly?

Do people start to believe their own stories after a while?

Do people dissociate with their real life persona and start to believe their alter ego persona is real?

Do the lines between reality and fiction get blurred in their own minds?

Should we start a gofundme to seek professional help?

 

Or is this just harmless fun and games?

 

Everything I have said is true.

 

No word of a lie.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[FriscoKid]

13 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

I had a bit of fun with the 3 slappers last night, but I kicked them out way before breakfast.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

How was it with three porkers all slapping you at once? I bet you had one working on your anose turning it a bright shade of pink, while another was laying down some welts on the side of your jaw, with the last one slapping your little jolly rancher around? Any other rough stuff? Ball trampling? Strap-ons? Either way, I'll bet 99% of The Pub contingent here is jealous. Good work!

[Harrisfan]

Just now, EVENKEEL said:

Haven't been there since we dropped anchor.

Planes don't have anchors.

[FriscoKid]

21 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

white skinned and wears cute glasses and know her way around a pole...

How big is her schlong?

[Robert_Smith]

3 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

How big is her schlong?

She doesn't have a schlong, she has a very nice, bright pink, shaven cat..

 

Best Regards,

Bob.

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, Gobbler said:

 

She might facilitate that last breath. 

The longer I live, the better off she is. Next.

[iLuvThai]

10 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Thailand is like sponge cake. It is nice but no depth to it like mud cake. I need to find a mud cake country.

 

Below the icing sugar what is there? Just sponge.

Asking for a friend. Where are you from? Curious to know why you left.