Living the good life in Thailand.

[Robert_Smith]

It's 13:03 and I've already had 2 jumps, thinking about having another before dinner. I'm loaded and ready to go..

 

I'm that rich now that I couldn't care less what they charge for a bonk, I can afford it.. nowadays I go for the hi-so white skinned thai chi girls, they usually cost about 10,000 for 2 hours. Not a problem, they are gorgeous and worth every penny.

 

Right now I'm enjoying a cold beer on the beach. My balls are currently empty, but for how long? I'm sure I will be back on the hunt soon enough,  with my wallet bulging out the side of my pants and a bottle of wine in hand..

 

Thailand definitely is the good life when you are as rich as me.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[Stocky]

The nouveau riche are so terribly vulgar.

 

 

 

[Robert_Smith]

8 minutes ago, Stocky said:

The nouveau riche are so terribly vulgar.

 

 

 

Call it whatever you want.

 

Money is everything in Thailand.

 

Best regards,

Bob

[Nick Carter icp]

41 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

It's 13:03

 

   That's way too late to still be in bed dreaming .

Get up and get out of bed 

[Photoguy21]

11 minutes ago, Stocky said:

The nouveau riche are so terribly vulgar.

 

 

 

Words are cheap. Who says he is rich apart from himself?

[marin]

4 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Call it whatever you want.

 

Money is everything in Thailand.

Good for you bob.  BS are your initials eh? Perfect. 

[Robert_Smith]

1 minute ago, marin said:

Good for you bob.  BS are your initials eh? Perfect. 

You can but dream to be as well off as I am.

 

Dreamers gonna dream, innit....

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[Artisi]

Your balls are the only thing empty, the space between the ears is a vacuum level. 

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, Artisi said:

Your balls are the only thing empty,

I agree, but they are filling up again at pace...

 

I'll be out on the prowl again in a bit.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[Nick Carter icp]

1 minute ago, Robert_Smith said:

You can but dream to be as well off as I am.

 

Dreamers gonna dream, innit....

 

Best regards,

Bob.

 

   Would you be willing to meet a poster in person and show them your bank account with all that money in ?

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Would you be willing to meet a poster in person and show them your bank account with all that money in ?

Yes.

 

For a 500 thousand baht upfront fee. Coffee included.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[theshu25]

Saddest person to have ever written in this forum.   As anyone would beleive  a word this vilage idiot has to say

[Nick Carter icp]

4 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Yes.

 

For a 500 thousand baht upfront fee. Coffee included.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

 

   So, without someone giving you 500 000 Baht , you cannot show that you've got 500 000 Baht .

    Understood 

[Robert_Smith]

6 minutes ago, theshu25 said:

Saddest person to have ever written in this forum.   As anyone would beleive  a word this vilage idiot has to say

Who's sadder - the guy who creates the thread, or the guy who, without fail, always replies to it...

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[Lacessit]

[Robert_Smith]

19 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   So, without someone giving you 500 000 Baht , you cannot show that you've got 500 000 Baht .

    Understood 

I've got millions.

 

If you wish to see the proof of that, it will cost you 500,000 baht for a coffee morning with me and I will show you everything you so desperately want to see.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

[Nick Carter icp]

Just now, Robert_Smith said:

I've got millions.

 

If you wish to see the proof of that, it will cost you 500,000 baht for a coffee morning with me and I will show you everything you so desperately want to see.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

 

   Will you be paying for the coffee ?

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Will you be paying for the coffee ?

What? do you think I'm running a charity here??

 

Christ alive...

 

Best regards,

Bob.

 

 

[worgeordie]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

It's 13:03 and I've already had 2 jumps, thinking about having another before dinner. I'm loaded and ready to go..

 

I'm that rich now that I couldn't care less what they charge for a bonk, I can afford it.. nowadays I go for the hi-so white skinned thai chi girls, they usually cost about 10,000 for 2 hours. Not a problem, they are gorgeous and worth every penny.

 

Right now I'm enjoying a cold beer on the beach. My balls are currently empty, but for how long? I'm sure I will be back on the hunt soon enough,  with my wallet bulging out the side of my pants and a bottle of wine in hand..

 

Thailand definitely is the good life when you are as rich as me.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

A fool and his money ... which I doubt is even true , more like a wet dream ,

go back to sleep Bob ,people with real money never brag about ,so many

bad things can happen , dream on Bob. 

Wonder what nonsense you are going to come up with tomorrow ,

 

regards worgeordie

 

[connda]

35 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said:

Words are cheap. Who says he is rich apart from himself?

Exactly.  And who says he is actually bob smith other than himself.

If you've been observant, there are many cases of people creating new accounts and then spewing "bob smith-isms."  My personal guess is that it's the same person creating multiple accounts and then attempting to gain recognition by writing off-the-wall nonsense which many members seem to love.

Somebody is having fun!

[OneMoreFarang]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

a bottle of wine in hand..

You have style - or maybe not?

[OneMoreFarang]

What happened to your hooker from Kho Chang? 

[Middle Aged Grouch]

OP is rather foolish to pay so much, as that is how prices increase due to the fools who accept cheating rates.

 

No hooker should be paid more then 3000 or 4000 maximum in Thailand.

 

With those kind of rates OP is refering, I'd rather cash out in Europe.

[Middle Aged Grouch]

23 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

A fool and his money ... which I doubt is even true , more like a wet dream ,

go back to sleep Bob ,people with real money never brag about ,so many

bad things can happen , dream on Bob. 

Wonder what nonsense you are going to come up with tomorrow ,

 

regards worgeordie

 

I have more fun reading Bob then reading some others thinking that they bear the divine science and enlightment or who are rough, rude or agressive. Not speaking for you of course but I'm sure you get the point.

 

p.s. "regards".

[ChumpChange]

2 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

It's 13:03 and I've already had 2 jumps, thinking about having another before dinner. I'm loaded and ready to go..

 

I'm that rich now that I couldn't care less what they charge for a bonk, I can afford it.. nowadays I go for the hi-so white skinned thai chi girls, they usually cost about 10,000 for 2 hours. Not a problem, they are gorgeous and worth every penny.

 

Right now I'm enjoying a cold beer on the beach. My balls are currently empty, but for how long? I'm sure I will be back on the hunt soon enough,  with my wallet bulging out the side of my pants and a bottle of wine in hand..

 

Thailand definitely is the good life when you are as rich as me.

 

Best regards,

Bob.

 

Ahhh, Bob, the Renaissance Man of Pattaya, back once again to enlighten us all with yet another installment of “The Financially Gifted Plonker's Guide to Over-Paying for It 3 Times Per Day.”

 

Truly, mate, your posts are becoming a masterclass in self-parody. Here you are spewing again, a self-proclaimed cash millionaire, yet your biggest life accomplishment today is… what? Blowing your hard-earned Hong Kong dollars on hourly rentals while trying to convince us you’re living the dream? Stunning. Inspiring. Almost brings a tear to the eye bruv.

 

And let’s talk about your exquisite taste in ladies, shall we? “Hi-so white-skinned Thai-Chi girls,” you say? Bob, mate, I hate to break it to you, but the only people impressed by that sort of thing are middle-aged blokes trying to convince themselves they’re getting top-shelf service at bottom-shelf prices. But sure, tell yourself it’s worth every penny. Skin color doesn't increase or decrease the market value of a rented cubby hole. 

 

Also, let’s address the 10,000 baht per session claim. Bob, either you’re getting absolutely rinsed, or you’re grossly overcompensating with these price tags to make yourself look like a big baller. Either way, it’s not looking good for you, mate.

 

And now you’re sitting there on a beach, empty of both dignity and ammo in your balls, but don’t worry, your wallet is still bulging! The last remaining testament to your masculinity. Honestly, Bob, I haven’t seen a flex this tragic since some bloke tried to show off his overly customized Honda Accord on Beach Road.

 

But what I really love is the level of depth and intellectual maturity in your writing. A complete full send. Shakespeare himself would be jealous of lines like, “My balls are currently empty, but for how long?” Poetic. A question for the ages. One for the greatest of all philosophers to ponder.

 

And yet, despite all this wealth, all these high-class experiences, here you are, spending your valuable time updating an online forum full of old blokes (who are even more minted than you are) about your overpriced ejaculation schedule. A true mark of success. President Elon must be shaking in his boots now.

 

Honestly Bob, if this is really the “good life,” then I think I’ll stick to my miserable, poor existence, where I don’t have to pretend that paying way above market rate for affection somehow makes me superior.

 

But do carry on, mate. Don't let me stop you. At this point, your posts are less of a financial flex and more of a public service announcement on what not to become there laddie. 

[nikmar]

Truly bizarre.

I have this vision in my head of one guy with multiple personality disorder, and all his personalities (GG, the other GG, Bob, Colin, Elvis , maybe one or two more) are using this forum to meet up.

[sidjameson]

Bob needs some purpose in his life. 

Very few found happiness chasing pleasure 24/7

[Harrisfan]

1 hour ago, sidjameson said:

Bob needs some purpose in his life. 

Very few found happiness chasing pleasure 24/7

His purpose is writing amusing posts. Too many angry people here. No sense of humour.

[save the frogs]

this is not funny.

it's sad stuff. 

[Ralf001]

4 hours ago, Middle Aged Grouch said:

OP is rather foolish to pay so much, as that is how prices increase due to the fools who accept cheating rates.

 

No hooker should be paid more then 3000 or 4000 maximum in Thailand.

 

With those kind of rates OP is refering, I'd rather cash out in Europe.

The <deleted> you talking bout.. 1500 is the ceiling.