Proud to be American

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Oh, Americans love to walk...

 

Seriously, we walk everywhere.

 

Everywhere is within walking distance.

 

If you have the time. 🥁

 

Oh! And did I mention we love beer?

Like, really love it.

Some of us even drink PBR. (No, really!)

 

Go ahead, ask an American where they’re from.

They won’t say “the United States.”

Nope—it’s always “California” or “New York.”

 

And if they’re from Iowa?

 

Yeah, they’ll just say “Chicago.”