How do you fit in a plane seat ?

[georgegeorgia]

And this will be my question to every large fat obese person this week in Pattaya before I leave this place .

 

I often wonder ,so I stated asking , large men 

"How do you fit in the plane seat ?

"Do you fly economy '?

 

I was in the central festival yesterday a shopping Centre where the water fountain thing is ,it is that Mike's ?

Anyway the point is I ended up asking 3 big guys the questions 

 

I just saw one wandering around big belly and walked up to him,belly hanging over 

 

Hey I have a question for you I say

"Do you fly economy and if so   ...  how the hell do you fit in one seat ?

 

And if they say yes ( like one did the other day in the CT cafe ) I say doesn't the person next to you get angry or annoyed at your size?

 

And the answers I get ,( which I write down ) range from " I paid for my seat I don't care "

 

Or the one the other day at the sports bar who had a big belly said he "squashed  his way into the seat next to a young Asian girl hoping she would move ? Very bizzare answer

 

Look out of the 27;men I asked only 6 said they fly business class 

 

But the question remains and I will ask it again today

,I'm not sure if anyone wants to join me perhaps,I might go to a centre again as it's Air conditioning and goal to ask at least 8 big men 

[worgeordie]

I don't believe one word of what you have reported , you would be in

hospital now , because at least one of the big guys would have taken

your head off , asking a question like that , 

 

regards Worgeordie

[georgegeorgia]

5 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

I don't believe one word of what you have reported , you would be in

hospital now , because at least one of the big guys would have taken

your head off , asking a question like that , 

 

regards Worgeordie

I think it's quite riveting to analyse though don't you?

 

I did the "how many dental centres with the word "smile " in them last time in Pattaya and completed a graph on it if your interested right down to the demographics 

[Ralf001]

13 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

And this will be my question to every large fat obese person this week in Pattaya before I leave this place .

 

I often wonder ,so I stated asking , large men 

"How do you fit in the plane seat ?

"Do you fly economy '?

 

I was in the central festival yesterday a shopping Centre where the water fountain thing is ,it is that Mike's ?

Anyway the point is I ended up asking 3 big guys the questions 

 

I just saw one wandering around big belly and walked up to him,belly hanging over 

 

Hey I have a question for you I say

"Do you fly economy and if so   ...  how the hell do you fit in one seat ?

 

And if they say yes ( like one did the other day in the CT cafe ) I say doesn't the person next to you get angry or annoyed at your size?

 

And the answers I get ,( which I write down ) range from " I paid for my seat I don't care "

 

Or the one the other day at the sports bar who had a big belly said he "squashed  his way into the seat next to a young Asian girl hoping she would move ? Very bizzare answer

 

Look out of the 27;men I asked only 6 said they fly business class 

 

But the question remains and I will ask it again today

,I'm not sure if anyone wants to join me perhaps,I might go to a centre again as it's Air conditioning and goal to ask at least 8 big men 

Cool story hansel, better than twilight.

[marin]

This old codger is going to get punched and will deserve it. It seems every time he comes here he loses more brain cells. 

[Gottfrid]

Hey GG! I have a really well thought answer on your question. By lowering my intake of fat and calories in combination with exercise.  

[georgegeorgia]

12 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Hey GG! I have a really well thought answer on your question. By lowering my intake of fat and calories in combination with exercise.  

Exactly Gotrid 

But may I perhaps personally ask if a larger person did arrive to sit next to you on a plane , would you give them that advice,your a lovely man 

[CharlieH]

They seem to manage.......

 

[Yagoda]

What I do is buy Vaseline after the security gate. I then put on my diaper and vented latex catsuit. I board with the need assistance crowd and upon arriving in my seat (I try to get the middle so I can stretch out in both directions) I vaseline my butt and squeeze it in. 

 

When the window seat person (hopefully a hot female) crawls over me (the vaseline smooths that) I had over a diaper with a polite smile and say, Im taking a Xanax, its 14 hours, here, have a diaper.

 

Then I put on my eyeshade and off to dreamland until landing. 

[georgegeorgia]

12 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

What I do is buy Vaseline after the security gate. I then put on my diaper and vented latex catsuit. I board with the need assistance crowd and upon arriving in my seat (I try to get the middle so I can stretch out in both directions) I vaseline my butt and squeeze it in. 

 

When the window seat person (hopefully a hot female) crawls over me (the vaseline smooths that) I had over a diaper with a polite smile and say, Im taking a Xanax, its 14 hours, here, have a diaper.

 

Then I put on my eyeshade and off to dreamland until landing. 

Wouldn't it be easier to lose weight?

[Yagoda]

5 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Wouldn't it be easier to lose weight?

Dont shame me. Im beautiful just as I am, even with flaccid manboobs laying on a belly that best resembles a beach ball. My butt looks like 40 pounds of chewed bubblegum. I have more chins than a Shanghai phone book.

 

You are a clearly a hater. Crawl over me if you have to, but dont insult me.

[georgegeorgia]

Lol , not me Yagoda 

[Yagoda]

5 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Lol , not me Yagoda 

Its OK I will give you earplugs for my snoring and Ya dom for when an acciden t happens (I try not to eat before flying)

[georgegeorgia]

Just now, Yagoda said:

Its OK I will give you earplugs for my snoring and Ya dom for when an acciden t happens (I try not to eat before flying)

I guess I could put you into "don't care" category?

Amazing how many responses I get from big guys like that .

[georgegeorgia]

1 hour ago, marin said:

This old codger is going to get punched and will deserve it. It seems every time he comes here he loses more brain cells. 

Someone has to do it and unfortunately yes I do get abused at times but how else are we to compile statistics?

I'm an academic and sometimes we get abused in the battle to get info 

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, Gottfrid said:

Hey GG! I have a really well thought answer on your question. By lowering my intake of fat and calories in combination with exercise.  

 

You talkin' to me?

 

 

[Yagoda]

8 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

I guess I could put you into "don't care" category?

Amazing how many responses I get from big guys like that .

Yes, but excuse me? Big Guy? You mean "Big Beautiful Guy".

 

I had the hots for Lizzo until she hit the Ozempic.

[Callmeishmael]

The last time I few AirAsia Economy I just didn't fit into my seat.  I've flown Economy class my entire life, but if that is the current size of Economy Class seats I will just have to bit the bullet and spend more the next time I fly.

 

The problem wasn't width, I am 185cm tall and weigh 80 kilos, it was leg-room.  Even sitting straight up in my seat, my legs were too long to fit in the space between my seat and the back of the seat in front of me.  I had to choose between 'man-spreading' and fitting my knees into the cracks between the seats in front of me, or bracing my knees against the seat back in front of me with my legs up in the air.  Fortunately it was a short flight, I don't think I could have lasted more than an hour or so like that!

[georgegeorgia]

1 minute ago, Callmeishmael said:

The last time I few AirAsia Economy I just didn't fit into my seat.  I've flown Economy class my entire life, but if that is the current size of Economy Class seats I will just have to bit the bullet and spend more the next time I fly.

 

The problem wasn't width, I am 185cm tall and weigh 80 kilos, it was leg-room.  Even sitting straight up in my seat, my legs were too long to fit in the space between my seat and the back of the seat in front of me.  I had to choose between 'man-spreading' and fitting my knees into the cracks between the seats in front of me, or bracing my knees against the seat back in front of me with my legs up in the air.  Fortunately it was a short flight, I don't think I could have lasted more than an hour or so like that!

No your right , I noticed this 

 

Maybe we have a flight a academic here who could tell us ,has plane seats gotten smaller in the last 20 years ?

[bkk6060]

Always flat.

[georgegeorgia]

1 minute ago, bkk6060 said:

Always flat.

Flat what?

[Ben Zioner]

6 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

And this will be my question to every large fat obese person this week in Pattaya before I leave this place .

 

I often wonder ,so I stated asking , large men 

"How do you fit in the plane seat ?

"Do you fly economy '?

 

I was in the central festival yesterday a shopping Centre where the water fountain thing is ,it is that Mike's ?

Anyway the point is I ended up asking 3 big guys the questions 

 

I just saw one wandering around big belly and walked up to him,belly hanging over 

 

Hey I have a question for you I say

"Do you fly economy and if so   ...  how the hell do you fit in one seat ?

 

And if they say yes ( like one did the other day in the CT cafe ) I say doesn't the person next to you get angry or annoyed at your size?

 

And the answers I get ,( which I write down ) range from " I paid for my seat I don't care "

 

Or the one the other day at the sports bar who had a big belly said he "squashed  his way into the seat next to a young Asian girl hoping she would move ? Very bizzare answer

 

Look out of the 27;men I asked only 6 said they fly business class 

 

But the question remains and I will ask it again today

,I'm not sure if anyone wants to join me perhaps,I might go to a centre again as it's Air conditioning and goal to ask at least 8 big men 

 

Yep passengers should have to disclose their weight when buying their ticket.

 

I don't think it is fair to accomodate people weighing over 95 kg in a single seat. 

 

[bkk6060]

1 hour ago, georgegeorgia said:

Flat what?

Ha, I guess if you have to ask you never been in business class..

Try it sometime.

[georgegeorgia]

10 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Ha, I guess if you have to ask you never been in business class..

Try it sometime.

Could you lose the weight then you wouldn't need to spend on business class 

I'm sick of you constantly eating 

[georgegeorgia]

36 minutes ago, Ben Zioner said:

 

Yep passengers should have to disclose their weight when buying their ticket.

 

I don't think it is fair to accomodate people weighing over 95 kg in a single seat. 

 

Very true 

[TedG]

3 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Could you lose the weight then you wouldn't need to spend on business class 

I'm sick of you constantly eating 

 Once you go business class it’s hard to go back to cattle class.