I haven't been this miserable in a long time...

[Robert_Smith]

A few weeks ago I was happy as Larry.

 

I cashed in big time in hong kong, was in great shape and had a fresh outlook on life.

 

Now i'm back to my old, miserable self.

Mrs. Smith is on my case 24/7,

I keep thinking about cracking open a beer but what good is that going to do, especially when mixed with meds?

I actually did that once and almost died.

very dangerous.

 

So I am sat here, Mr. Misery guts, living in a country I can't stand, surrounded by people/culture that I never will understand.

 

I suppose it is what it is.

 

regards,

bob.

[transam]

Do you have a balcony................?   🤔

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, transam said:

Do you have a balcony................?   🤔

Yes.

 

I also have 2 leather belts...

 

regards,

bob.

[Wseek]

4 minutes ago, transam said:

Do you have a balcony................?   🤔

everyone is waiting you make the first step

[transam]

3 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Yes.

 

I also have 2 leather belts...

 

regards,

bob.

Good, you have the makings of fixing your continuous miserable state........

[georgegeorgia]

I love you Bob

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, transam said:

Good, you have the makings of fixing your continuous miserable state........

I do indeed.

 

I think about it daily.

 

regards,

bob.

[Yagoda]

Seek immediate psychiatric help.

[Robert_Smith]

8 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Seek immediate psychiatric help.

Where?

 

I'm already on medication. Just upped my dosage.

 

regards,

bob.

[123Stodg]

24 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Mrs. Smith is on my case 24/7,

Are you not keeping up with your bedroom duties? With all that cash you have now, maybe you could hire somebody to do that for you.

[advancebooking]

You need to understand that life, in general, is a merical really. To. be born in a human body on this magnificent planet and live in this amazing Thailand which is just the right distance from the right sized star which has a magnetic core that gives us protection from the sun, the water, the moon. Its impossibly perfect to be born in this situation. I recommend that you take your wife to the bedroom and give her an oil massage. Make love to her. Maybe make a baby. You will be happy then. I have a child and its the best thing in life. I do not focus on myself at all. If this advise doesn't help you please go and see a psychiatrist. 

[Artisi]

Time to start a go fund me account so you can afford to leave and not have to put up with your miserable life style and return to whence you came - it will also relieve the AN members from your ongoing nonsense. 

[FriscoKid]

32 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

So I am sat here, Mr. Misery guts, living in a country I can't stand, surrounded by people/culture that I never will understand.

When you've got money, you always have options. If Thailand really is your problem, then you can just leave. Or is Thailand not really your problem?

[Harrisfan]

33 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

A few weeks ago I was happy as Larry.

 

I cashed in big time in hong kong, was in great shape and had a fresh outlook on life.

 

Now i'm back to my old, miserable self.

Mrs. Smith is on my case 24/7,

I keep thinking about cracking open a beer but what good is that going to do, especially when mixed with meds?

I actually did that once and almost died.

very dangerous.

 

So I am sat here, Mr. Misery guts, living in a country I can't stand, surrounded by people/culture that I never will understand.

 

I suppose it is what it is.

 

regards,

bob.

Which of this is true?

[Yagoda]

19 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Where?

 

I'm already on medication. Just upped my dosage.

 

regards,

bob.

whoever gave you the meds. Call him/her.

 

Or an ambulance

[FriscoKid]

2 minutes ago, Artisi said:

Time to start a go fund me account so you can afford to leave and not have to put up with your miserable life style and return to whence you came - it will also relieve the AN members from your ongoing nonsense. 

How much would you contribute to the GoFundMe account to get rid of him? Or better yet, how much do you think it will take?

[FriscoKid]

2 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

whoever gave you the meds. Call him/her.

 

Or an ambulance

It's a windup. Do you know what that means? If somebody really had issues and they needed help, they wouldn't be here trolling on an anonymous forum. Think about it. Do the math. Common sense. 

[FriscoKid]

44 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

So I am sat here, Mr. Misery guts

I reckon nothing that a couple of hours with a ladyboy can't fix, right?

[EVENKEEL]

30 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Where?

 

I'm already on medication. Just upped my dosage.

 

regards,

bob.

Might I suggest you count some cash. Pull the cash out of your safe and count it. Then reorganize it back in the safe. That always cheers me up.

[Robert_Smith]

11 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

It's a windup

It really isn't Frisco.

 

regards,

bob.

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, Yagoda said:

Seek immediate psychiatric help.

Asean Now IS the psychiatric help.

[JAG]

23 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

How much would you contribute to the GoFundMe account to get rid of him? Or better yet, how much do you think it will take?

He is, I believe, in Poole. A couple of quid should get him a bus ticket to Bournemouth, or if he has a hankering for the exotic, Swanage. Culture - Dorchester (Hardy country and all that), or to really extend his horizons Weymouth!

 

PS: if you go to Weymouth don't go to Portland, if you are depressed it will finish you off!

[FriscoKid]

9 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

It really isn't Frisco.

 

regards,

bob.

Ok, so what's your plan? Antidepressants aren't helping? How long have you been on them? What's your next move? Gotta have a plan, man. 

[FriscoKid]

2 minutes ago, JAG said:

He is, I believe, in Poole. A couple of quid should get him a bus ticket to Bournemouth, or if he has a hankering for the exotic, Swanage. Culture - Dorchester (Hardy country and all that), or to really extend his horizons Weymouth!

 

PS: if you go to Weymouth don't go to Portland, if you are depressed it will finish you off!

Well, I think we can probably kick in a few extra quid for a plate of fish and chips and a kettle of tea for him, at least, no?

[Banana7]

Try phoning 1323 open 24/7. Not sure if they have  english counselors.

See: https://findahelpline.com/countries/th

 

In Thailand, you can call the Samaritans English language service 24 hours a day, 7 days a week on (02) 713–6791. But THIS IS A CALLBACK SERVICE. You get a call back from them within 24 hours.

 

[Robert_Smith]

5 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Ok, so what's your plan? Antidepressants aren't helping? How long have you been on them? What's your next move? Gotta have a plan, man. 

Few more months and im outta here.

 

Hong Kong has really opened my eyes to what a hole thailand really is.

 

regards,

bob.

[impulse]

Get a mirror and keep telling yourself:

 

[FriscoKid]

Just now, Robert_Smith said:

Few more months and im outta here.

 

Hong Kong has really opened my eyes to what a hole thailand really is.

 

regards,

bob.

I don't rate Hong Kong at all. I've been there at least half a dozen times. Probably closer to a dozen times. Thankfully, I haven't had to go back there again recently. Local food is pretty awful. Forget about the women. Most of the people I know who used to live there have left because of China retaking control. I have a good friend living there who is about to get out for the same reason. I'm sure you can find a better place. Hong Kong would probably be last on my list.

[Robert_Smith]

8 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

I don't rate Hong Kong at all. I've been there at least half a dozen times. Probably closer to a dozen times. Thankfully, I haven't had to go back there again recently. Local food is pretty awful. Forget about the women. Most of the people I know who used to live there have left because of China retaking control. I have a good friend living there who is about to get out for the same reason. I'm sure you can find a better place. Hong Kong would probably be last on my list.

I'm not going to Hong Kong,

 

Just saying that my latest trip has opened my eyes.

 

regards,

bob.

[Chivas]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

A few weeks ago I was happy as Larry.

 

I cashed in big time in hong kong, was in great shape and had a fresh outlook on life.

 

Now i'm back to my old, miserable self.

Mrs. Smith is on my case 24/7,

I keep thinking about cracking open a beer but what good is that going to do, especially when mixed with meds?

I actually did that once and almost died.

very dangerous.

 

So I am sat here, Mr. Misery guts, living in a country I can't stand, surrounded by people/culture that I never will understand.

 

I suppose it is what it is.

 

regards,

bob.

 

Have you ever considered a career in the Church.....

 

I hear the hessian underclothing is wonderfully soothing on the cluster