I haven't been this miserable in a long time...

[Robert_Smith]

8 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

 

Indeed Bob, horrible place! All the sex. Terrible! Low risk of getting attacked in the street for your phone or otherwise, not like in London. Atrocious! Thai food is much better than English food. Dreadful! And the weather in Thailand is so much warmer than in the UK. Horrific! Less bureaucracy in Thailand than the UK. Awful! Lower cost of living in Thailand in the UK. Abysmal! So can't blame you for rushing back to The Empire. When are you leaving?

Who said I'm going back to blighty??

 

You are dafter than I thought!

 

regards,

bob.

[FriscoKid]

4 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Who said I'm going back to blighty??

 

You are dafter than I thought!

 

regards,

bob.

Blighty no, HK no, Russia or N. Korea then???

[Robert_Smith]

5 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Blighty no, HK no, Russia or N. Korea then???

Yeah.

 

Definitely.

 

bob.

[Lacessit]

Get a dog, No matter what happens, it will always love you.

[Dan O]

2 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

A few weeks ago I was happy as Larry.

 

I cashed in big time in hong kong, was in great shape and had a fresh outlook on life.

 

Now i'm back to my old, miserable self.

Mrs. Smith is on my case 24/7,

I keep thinking about cracking open a beer but what good is that going to do, especially when mixed with meds?

I actually did that once and almost died.

very dangerous.

 

So I am sat here, Mr. Misery guts, living in a country I can't stand, surrounded by people/culture that I never will understand.

 

I suppose it is what it is.

 

regards,

bob.

Its been so long since you were miserable. Like what 1 week. When did you take mrs smith back. You dumped her before you started posting again remember 

[Celsius]

Have you tried Ford Escort?

 

 

[FriscoKid]

20 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Yeah.

 

Definitely.

 

bob.

Must admit Bob, this topic isn't one of your best windups, but I do give you credit for putting in the added effort on all the BS replies. What else you gonna do on a boring Sunday, right?

[FriscoKid]

8 minutes ago, Celsius said:

Have you tried Ford Escort?

 

 

is there anyone left who hasn't?

[Robert_Smith]

2 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Must admit Bob, this topic isn't one of your best windups, but I do give you credit for putting in the added effort on all the BS replies. What else you gonna do on a boring Sunday, right?

it isn't a wind up though.

 

so stop saying it is.

 

thanks.

 

bob.

[FriscoKid]

6 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

it isn't a wind up though.

 

so stop saying it is.

 

thanks.

 

bob.

 

Well, cheer up, Bob. One minute you’re the high-rolling big-baller king of Hong Kong, swimming in cash and escorts, and the next, you’re back in Thailand, sulking heavily into your keyboard again, and with Mrs. Smith bossing you around. It's totally understandable. Just a classic case of post-escort blues. Maybe a hand-jobby hobby would help? Something other than counting the days until your next rant about a country you "can’t stand for even a second" but refuse to leave. Just a thought...

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, FriscoKid said:

 

Well, cheer up, Bob. One minute you’re the high-rolling big-baller king of Hong Kong, swimming in cash and escorts, and the next, you’re back in Thailand, sulking heavily into your keyboard again, and with Mrs. Smith bossing you around. It's totally understandable. Just a classic case of post-escort blues. Maybe a hand-jobby hobby would help? Something other than counting the days until your next rant about a country you "can’t stand for even a second" but refuse to leave. Just a thought...

Like I said, I have ties here.

 

I could leave tonight if I so wished - but contrary to popular AN belief I am actually a rather responsible man.

 

regards,

bob.

[worgeordie]

2 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

Few more months and im outta here.

 

Hong Kong has really opened my eyes to what a hole thailand really is.

 

regards,

bob.

If you need any help packing ...BUT Bob you have said this so many times

before , but something draws you back .... 

 

regards Worgeordie

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, worgeordie said:

If you need any help packing ...BUT Bob you have said this so many times

before , but something draws you back .... 

 

regards Worgeordie

Yes.

 

My wife.

 

But them divorce papers are being printed soon I reckon...

 

regards,

bob.

[FriscoKid]

1 minute ago, Robert_Smith said:

Yes.

 

My wife.

 

But them divorce papers are being printed soon I reckon...

 

regards,

bob.

After printing them up 1000 times already, I'd hate to see your printing bill. Must be painful on the wallet. 

[Sigmund]

Oscar Wilde would have said,  if thou as a man is miserable, thou should look  up to change your wife.

[Sigmund]

25 minutes ago, Celsius said:

Have you tried Ford Escort?

 

 

 Oh man just look at those female hotties on each side...I almost got a hard... 🤣

[FriscoKid]

Just now, Sigmund said:

 Oh man just look at those female hotties on each side...I almost got a hard... 🤣

Almost doesn't count, right Bob?

[Robert_Smith]

1 minute ago, Sigmund said:

 Oh man just look at those female hotties on each side...I almost got a hard... 🤣

They are only with him for his money.

 

regards,

bob.

[Gecko123]

59 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Get a dog, No matter what happens, it will always love you.

Bob,

This suggestion is worthy of consideration.

[worgeordie]

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

Get a dog, No matter what happens, it will always love you.

He cannot look after himself , never mind  dog or even a cat 

 

regards worgeordie

[connda]

Bait the hook, heave out the lines, set the stardrags, set the engine to idle, pop the top on a 40 ouncer, and troll away dear bobby boy...

[Robert_Smith]

20 minutes ago, connda said:

Bait the hook, heave out the lines, set the stardrags, set the engine to idle, pop the top on a 40 ouncer, and troll away dear bobby boy...

....I don't own a boat, nor a fishing rod.

 

regards,

bob.

[Mark Nothing]

You appear not to understand how lucky you are.  The goodies you craved didn't make you happy.  They enslaved you.

 

You are on the precipice of removing the chains and moving in the right direction.

[Robert_Smith]

2 minutes ago, Mark Nothing said:

You appear not to understand how lucky you are.  The goodies you craved didn't make you happy.  They enslaved you.

 

You are on the precipice of removing the chains and moving in the right direction.

Mark, I have no idea who you are but I thank you from the bottom of my heart for those kind words.

 

The really mean the world to me at this moment in time.

 

Thanks again.

 

regards,

bob.

[Artisi]

13 hours ago, freedomnow said:

these kind of posts tad dangerous to those that don't know this forum...suicide advice etc. on  a trollpost.

 

 

Maybe the troll could be encouraged to take the big step and relieve us of his misfortunes. 

[Artisi]

13 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

After printing them up 1000 times already, I'd hate to see your printing bill. Must be painful on the wallet. 

The kicker is there is virtually no paper work required, just head for city hall with a witness and it's nearly over - so cut the nonsense Bob and undertake a balcony jump - that'll be of help to everyone. 

[Johnlkuk]

Anyone else here this morning checking to see if he made it through the night?

 

Or will he soon report he splashed out on a few escorts with flat tummys that took his mind off things? 

[Ralf001]

1 minute ago, Johnlkuk said:

Anyone else here this morning checking to see if he made it through the night?

 

 

 

I doubt anyone really cares if he did or not.

[Johnlkuk]

1 minute ago, Ralf001 said:

 

I doubt anyone really cares if he did or not.

 

It's not that I care if he survived, I don't know the bloke, but just to know what kind of mood he's in might be interesting/entertaining. 

[JAG]

16 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

I don't rate Hong Kong at all. I've been there at least half a dozen times. Probably closer to a dozen times. Thankfully, I haven't had to go back there again recently. Local food is pretty awful. Forget about the women. Most of the people I know who used to live there have left because of China retaking control. I have a good friend living there who is about to get out for the same reason. I'm sure you can find a better place. Hong Kong would probably be last on my list.

I thought Hong Kong was utterly incredible. 

 

Mind you, it was some 50 years ago and I was a young soldier who had never been out of the UK before!

 

Gorgeous women too! Started a lifetime infatuation.