So whats your favorite flavor ? _ Thai or Fillipino ?

[Patong2021]

Nothing says stereotype like old white men ogling photoshopped images of asian women.

[Cameroni]

21 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

Some have suggested that the ideal would be to find a great Philippine woman and live here in Thailand with her but there are Visa issues to contend with for her and the cultural issues might end up being a problem for her if she chose to live here. 

 

Philippine women can be quite special on a lot of levels, their English is often better and they have more of a western mindset, however the Christianity can really get in the way. The other consideration is the family, of course that's always a consideration both here and there, but overall I would pick a Thai woman. I think they have a lighter spirit, I find many to be very beautiful, and they tend to be more trim. 

 

The last consideration is where you would want to live. I much prefer Thailand and consider most of the Philippines to be like one giant Tijuana, just an enormous ghetto. 

 

I actually did that for a while, I brought a Filipina virgin to live with me in Chiang Mai. It was a MAJOR visa headache. They would not let her leave Philippines, because she looked so hot and was only 24 and had never been outside Phil. That is actually a major disadvantage with Filipinas, they live in this insanely incompetent country, perhaps the only one in the world that routinely stops young women leaving, just because immigration feels like it. I had bought her a ticket and she was offloaded, could not leave the country.

 

So I had to fly to Bangkok, queue in the heat and get some icomptent Filipinos to do an affidavit in a prescribed form at the disgusting Filipino embassy. Then I had to fly to Philippines to hand deliver this affidavit of support. Only then was she allowed to leave this God forsaken country. Of course all for nothing, as when I realised she had an IQ below 69 I asked her to leave after 2 months. Bit of a shame because she was very willing in bed and warm otherwise, also a good housekeeper.

 

Her only cultural issue was that everyone thought she was Thai in Thailand.

 

Their Christianity is of course not real. They will make a show of praying before going to bed, then cheat on you when you are not looking. They have zero morality.

 

And yes, Thailand is of course a much better place to live than Philippines.

 

 

[Robert_Smith]

33 minutes ago, Ben Zioner said:

Don't like the big ass Phillipinas. Likem slender.

you can't beat an asian girl with a big ass.

 

I can chew on it for hours.

 

regards,

bob.

[Harrisfan]

Looks are only skin deep

[short-Timer]

43 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Just for you.........

 

 

A couple of bog standard, Pattaya bar tarts. 30 years ago, most of them looked like that, if not better, before the over-eating and sedentary lifestyle of starring at phone screens 24/7 engulfed them all. 

 

Nowadays, the few that are still holding up put their expat sponsors to work creating more of this same type of uninspiring and pretentious social-media drivel that is now rife on Tik-Tok and IG. 

[short-Timer]

25 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

you can't beat an asian girl with a big ass.

 

I can chew on it for hours.

 

regards,

bob.

Nothing like getting some floppy arse hairs stuck in your teeth aye, bob?

[short-Timer]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

Thais for the, erm, I don't know what...

Money extraction?

[Robert_Smith]

2 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Nothing like getting some floppy arse hairs stuck in your teeth aye, bob?

shaven and showered only.

 

if she hasn't shave nor showered - then ask @Ralf001

 

regards,

bob.

[short-Timer]

Just now, Robert_Smith said:

shaven and showered only.

 

if she hasn't shave nor showered - then ask @Ralf001

 

regards,

bob.

Unshowered is better. A mouth full of salt is better than a mouthful of cheap shower douche cream. 

[Cameroni]

6 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Looks are only skin deep

A truer word was never spoken. Another Filipina looker almost ruined my life. Character is by far the most important. Here is where Thais do a lot better. 

 

A lot of Filipinas have mental issues. My first one thought little black devils sat on her chest at night. Mind you Thai girls also believe in ghosts.

[Celsius]

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

Filipinas are scheming liars on the whole, much worse in that regard. I guess because life in Philippines is harder, the poverty is more extreme. Harder to survive there.

 

Filipinas have that funky smell as well, but I would have to disagree that they are terrible in bed due to Catholicism, that is not my experience at all.

 

Of course physically Filipinas have more curves and do not have that slim elegance the Thai girls have if you are lucky. But Filiipinas often also have terrible teeth more often, huge chompers and the head is often too large for the body.

Jesus Wept, were you paying for that or was it free?

[Cameroni]

6 hours ago, Celsius said:

Jesus Wept, were you paying for that or was it free?

Well, nothing is ever free with women. Only for you with your Hi-so gf, maybe. Of course I did not bring a professional over to Thailand, I'm not insane. But flying to Bangkok to get the affidavit at the Filipino Embassy was not free.. They even make you get a flight for that affidavit these Filipino devils. Then I had to fly to BGC to deflower her, hand deliver the affidavit and pay the flights to Thailand. Have you ever had a burger in BGC? Very good but New York prices. Anyway, then she eats in Chiang Mai, that's not free. Buying her micro bikinis and high heels was not free. The return flight. A Thai bar girl would have been a lot cheaper. 

[Celsius]

3 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

Have you ever had a burger in BGC? Very good but New York prices.  

 

No, but I heard condos are also NY prices.

[Cameroni]

6 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

No, but I heard condos are also NY prices.

Actually condos are fine, not cheap but not expensive. I stayed at the very best condo in BGC, right in the middle. A minor celebrity, Mergin from Mergin Vlogs sat in the lobby when I arrived, we chatted for a while. Great condo. 

[FriscoKid]

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

 

I actually did that for a while, I brought a Filipina virgin to live with me in Chiang Mai. It was a MAJOR visa headache. They would not let her leave Philippines, because she looked so hot and was only 24 and had never been outside Phil. That is actually a major disadvantage with Filipinas, they live in this insanely incompetent country, perhaps the only one in the world that routinely stops young women leaving, just because immigration feels like it. I had bought her a ticket and she was offloaded, could not leave the country.

 

So I had to fly to Bangkok, queue in the heat and get some icomptent Filipinos to do an affidavit in a prescribed form at the disgusting Filipino embassy. Then I had to fly to Philippines to hand deliver this affidavit of support. Only then was she allowed to leave this God forsaken country. Of course all for nothing, as when I realised she had an IQ below 69 I asked her to leave after 2 months. Bit of a shame because she was very willing in bed and warm otherwise, also a good housekeeper.

 

Her only cultural issue was that everyone thought she was Thai in Thailand.

 

Their Christianity is of course not real. They will make a show of praying before going to bed, then cheat on you when you are not looking. They have zero morality.

 

And yes, Thailand is of course a much better place to live than Philippines.

 

 

Full marks for importing a ham sandwich into a 5-star buffet. What could possibly go wrong?

[Lacessit]

3 hours ago, BritManToo said:

I don't think the Koran specifies the age or attractiveness of the virgins.

They might all be large and old and averse to sex ....... but if you want virgins, OK.

Nobody ever seems to consider the fact the 72 virgins also have 72 mothers-in-law.

 

IME virgins are way overrated, give me an experienced woman who enjoys shagging every time.

[Cameroni]

6 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

Full marks for importing a ham sandwich into a 5-star buffet. What could possibly go wrong?

I know, I know, but she was a virgin and obsessed with sex. And crazy about me. Had I been able to understand the words that cane out of her mouth I'd have let her stay. She had a good attitude. And completely crazy with burning desire for me. Totally in love. Still hits me up now. No regrets. But yah, don't do what I do, if it goes wrong you overpaid. 

[Cameroni]

6 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Nobody ever seems to consider the fact the 72 virgins also have 72 mothers-in-law.

 

IME virgins are way overrated, give me an experienced woman who enjoys shagging every time.

I like virgin. The disgust factor with girls that have smashed more than 6 guys is too high for me. Yes, you have to teach the virgin. But that's the fun. 

[FriscoKid]

4 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

I know, I know, but she was a virgin and obsessed with sex. And crazy about me. Had I been able to understand the words that cane out of her mouth I'd have let her stay. She had a good attitude. And completely crazy with burning desire for me. Totally in love. Still hits me up now. No regrets. But yah, don't do what I do, if it goes wrong you overpaid. 

Makes total sense now. So she’s special and different. See, I completely missed the point before. 😂

[Cameroni]

6 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

Makes total sense now. So she’s special and different. See, I completely missed the point before. 😂

They're all special and different 😂. Just a shame one could not have a conversation with her. She's now a domestic helper in Bahrain. Not allowed to leave the house for longer than an hour. A virtual slave. Poor girl. 

 

She actually bought 100 sq m of land in Mindanao with her slave wages. She signed up for 4 years. And thinks her future is sorted now. Breaks your heart. You try to explain the cost of building but all for nothing 

[FriscoKid]

Just now, Cameroni said:

They're all special and different 😂. Just a shame one could not have a conversation with her. She's now a domestic helper in Bahrain. Not allowed to leave the house for longer than an hour. A virtual slave. Poor girl. 

You could still continue your “night in shining armor syndrome” and save her from her demise. Surely, nothing a few bank transfers and some English classes can’t sort out.

 

Those Flippers are normally good English language learners:
 

Ayy naku! Dis morning, I wake up early… but not because I want! My neighbor singing videoke again—so loud! His voice? Like a goat with a sore throat!

 

Den I make coffee, but no more sugar! So I put condensed milk… ay, too much! Now my coffee is like candy. But it’s okay, sweet like me!

 

Den my mother say, ‘Hoy! Go to market, buy fish! No junk food ha?!’ So I say, ‘Yes, mother!’ …but I buy chichirya. It’s not junk food, ha? It’s energy!

 

Ayy, life is hard, but at least WiFi is strong! Pwede na!

[MalcolmB]

New Guineans.

sex mad, especially the over 40s

[Sierra Tango]

4 hours ago, Flyguy330 said:

You are ill informed my dear.

There are thousands of references in Islamic texts about the Houris of Paradise.

Here's a random example;

 

"It was narrated that Anas (may Allah be pleased with him) said: The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “If a woman from among the people of Paradise were to look out over the earth, she would illuminate everything that is in between them, and would fill everything that is in between them with fragrance. And the scarf on her head is better than this world and everything in it.” 

If she were to show her face, it would shine between heaven and earth; how beautiful is the light of her face and how beautiful the scent that is filling the space between heaven and earth. As for her garments, the scarf that she places on her head is better than the beauty of this world and all that is in it of delights and pleasure and natural beauty and splendid palaces and other kinds of luxuries. Glory be to their Creator, how great He is, and congratulations to the one for whom she is and he is for her. "

 

Furthermore;

 

"Qur'anic commentator Al-Suyuti (died 1505) and Orthodox Muslim theologians such as al Ghazali (died 1111 CE) and Al-Ash'ari (died 935 CE) graphically elaborated sensual pleasures attributed to Muslims in paradise". Al-Suyuti wrote, "Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

On the whole, the Qur'an and the hadiths are filled with sexual fantasies that Muslim men are awarded when they reach Islamic heaven. Anas bin Malik, an Islamic scholar, claimed that "The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number… The Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)." Muhammad (hadith 24) apparently claimed that devout Muslims would be given the sexual strength of 100 persons upon their arrival in Heaven. (This is apparently more than what was attributed to the prophet himself)."

 

So, not a religion that despises sexual pleasure.

Bow Locks!

[Cameroni]

1 hour ago, FriscoKid said:

You could still continue your “night in shining armor syndrome” and save her from her demise. Surely, nothing a few bank transfers and some English classes can’t sort out.

 

Those Flippers are normally good English language learners:
 

Ayy naku! Dis morning, I wake up early… but not because I want! My neighbor singing videoke again—so loud! His voice? Like a goat with a sore throat!

 

Den I make coffee, but no more sugar! So I put condensed milk… ay, too much! Now my coffee is like candy. But it’s okay, sweet like me!

 

Den my mother say, ‘Hoy! Go to market, buy fish! No junk food ha?!’ So I say, ‘Yes, mother!’ …but I buy chichirya. It’s not junk food, ha? It’s energy!

 

Ayy, life is hard, but at least WiFi is strong! Pwede na!

 

I sent her away, remember? I doubt Sir Galahad did that. And yes, English was a problem, but it was not the only issue. They say Filipinos are not the brighest bulbs, but this one suffered from a lack of confidence, she had a degree, but she did not dare do anything with English, it was as if she thought she was dimmer than she was, and it actually made her, well, limited. It would have taken more than English classes and I did not have the patience for it. I would tell her to do something and she would forget to do it, all the time. It was infuriating.

[FriscoKid]

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

she was a virgin and obsessed with sex. And crazy about me.

 

They’re all virgins, utterly obsessed with sex, and of course, only with you. They’re all absolutely crazy about you. Let’s be honest, they’ve never met a man older than their own father who they’ve connected with as deeply both spiritually, romantically, and everything else as they do with you. The others? Well, they just haven’t quite gotten familiar with the size of the bulge in your back pocket yet. But don’t lose hope. Give them a little more time. Eventually, they’ll come to their senses. It’s inevitable.

 

First lesson in Knight in Shining Armor School: patience. You’re never going to really lose the girl, but occasionally, you just might lose your turn.

[Cameroni]

1 minute ago, FriscoKid said:

They’re all virgins, utterly obsessed with sex, and of course, only with you. They’re all absolutely crazy about you.

 

Do not be silly please, you can tell when a woman has genuine burning desire for you or is just after your wallet. There is a world of difference.

[FriscoKid]

5 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

Do not be silly please, you can tell when a woman has genuine burning desire for you or is just after your wallet. There is a world of difference.

Oh, of course. The burning desire is unmistakable. The way her eyes light up when she sees you, the way she clings to every word you say, even though she doesn't speak a lick of English, completely mesmerized, definitely has nothing to do with any external factors. Pure, unfiltered passion.

 

It’s almost tragic, really. All those poor men out there who mistake interest in their bank balance for genuine attraction. If only they had your wisdom. If only they could see what you see. But alas, not everyone is blessed with such a keen ability to distinguish true love from financial desire. Stay strong, my friend. The burden of being that irresistible must be exhausting.

[Cameroni]

Just now, FriscoKid said:

Oh, of course. The burning desire is unmistakable. The way her eyes light up when she sees you, the way she clings to every word you say, even though she doesn't speak a lick of English, completely mesmerized, definitely has nothing to do with any external factors. Pure, unfiltered passion.

 

It’s almost tragic, really. All those poor men out there who mistake interest in their bank balance for genuine attraction. If only they had your wisdom. If only they could see what you see. But alas, not everyone is blessed with such a keen ability to distinguish true love from financial curiosity. Stay strong, my friend. The burden of being that irresistible must be exhausting.

 

If you can not tell the difference between a gal that constantly asks you for money and one who does not and instead tenderly holds your hand in bed, initiates oral sex and generally cannot get enough of you physically and has that look in her eyes, laughs at all you do...dude, the difference is clear as day. 

[FriscoKid]

12 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

If you can not tell the difference between a gal that constantly asks you for money and one who does not and instead tenderly holds your hand in bed, initiates oral sex and generally cannot get enough of you physically and has that look in her eyes, laughs at all you do...dude, the difference is clear as day. 

 

Oh, absolutely bro. Because, as we all know, laughter and enthusiasm are never, ever influenced by external motivations. The mere presence of your undeniably handsome looks and charm is enough to send them into a euphoric state of unfettered adoration.

 

The look in her eyes? That’s not strategic. No, no, no! That’s not calculated. That’s pure, unfiltered longing, untouched by worldly concerns like security or financial stability as she had nothing to fear like the risk of ending up as a house maid slave in Bahrain. Oh, and the fact that she initiates gobbling your gherkin, well, that just seals it. Case closed. You, my friend are truly an anomaly, living in a real-life, romantic fairytale, where love is pure, intentions are always genuine, and reality never dares to intrude. Someone else would have to be absolutely and insanely mad to ever question the pure sincerity of her true love and her undeniable lack of deceitful intentions. 

[Pouatchee]

something that helps me make my choice is that i find many filipine people have bad body odor that thai girls dont have. Kinda reminds me of indian girls.... BO a definite turn off