The Art of Saudi Dementia

[Lewie London]

Oh bravo, Donald John. Absolute masterstroke, mate. Nothing says ‘world peace’ quite like flogging $142 billion worth of top-shelf death machines to a bloke who treats dissent like it’s a piñata party. MBS must’ve thought Christmas came early when Trump showed up: jets, bombs, drones, the works. All gift-wrapped in American exceptionalism and dipped in KFC mashed potato gravy. And they still call it a “strategic partnership.” Yeah, strategic in the same way giving a toddler a flamethrower is “educational.”

 

Let’s not forget who we’re dealing with here. Saudi Arabia. The country with a human rights record that makes North Korea look like a mindfulness retreat. These are the lads who drop airstrikes on school buses and weddings in Yemen like they’re playing Call of Duty on cocaine. And now we’ve decided they need more gear? Brilliant. What could possibly go wrong?

 

So now he’s singlehandedly solved the Middle East with a few tanks and a dodgy handshake from MBS, that’s Mohammed bin “saw a journalist in half” Salman, for the uninitiated. Then they rolled out the lavender carpet for him. Not red, mind you. Lavender. Real subtle, innit. Looked like Liberace had spewed royalty all over the runway. And Trump’s there lapping it up like an oversized Pomeranian in a tiara. Then he waddles into Riyadh like he’s Gandalf the Peacebringer, arms outstretched. Mate, they weren’t welcoming a statesman. They were measuring him up for a gold-plated yes-man trophy. All that pomp, all that fanfare, and for what? So Raytheon and Lockheed can cash in like it’s Black Friday in hell.

 

This ain’t about strategy. This is about sales. Corporate Christmas. They’re not solving conflicts. They’re investing in them. Bombs now, reconstruction later. A full-service business model. Meanwhile, Donnie’s grinning like a lunatic, signing away weapons like he’s doing a two-for-one on nukes at Aldi.

 

And what’s the endgame here? Strengthen our allies? Please. We’ve been down this road. Gave Saddam the tools. Next thing he’s gassing villages. Armed the Mujahideen. Next thing they’re flying planes into buildings. But no, this time it’ll be different. This time we’re arming responsibly. Like giving a chainsaw to a fox and saying, “Now don’t go mad with it.”

 

You’d think someone might raise an eyebrow. But nah. Trump's base is too busy wetting themselves over “America First” while their tax dollars are funding the arms race version of a garage sale in the Middle East. No schools, no healthcare, but don’t worry lads, Saudi’s got guided missiles coming out their ears.

 

Honestly mate, if irony were a weapon, Trump’d have already started World War Three.

[ThreeCardMonte]

23 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

Oh bravo, Donald John. Absolute masterstroke, mate. Nothing says ‘world peace’ quite like flogging $142 billion worth of top-shelf death machines to a bloke who treats dissent like it’s a piñata party. MBS must’ve thought Christmas came early when Trump showed up: jets, bombs, drones, the works. All gift-wrapped in American exceptionalism and dipped in KFC mashed potato gravy. And they still call it a “strategic partnership.” Yeah, strategic in the same way giving a toddler a flamethrower is “educational.”

 

Let’s not forget who we’re dealing with here. Saudi Arabia. The country with a human rights record that makes North Korea look like a mindfulness retreat. These are the lads who drop airstrikes on school buses and weddings in Yemen like they’re playing Call of Duty on cocaine. And now we’ve decided they need more gear? Brilliant. What could possibly go wrong?

 

So now he’s singlehandedly solved the Middle East with a few tanks and a dodgy handshake from MBS, that’s Mohammed bin “saw a journalist in half” Salman, for the uninitiated. Then they rolled out the lavender carpet for him. Not red, mind you. Lavender. Real subtle, innit. Looked like Liberace had spewed royalty all over the runway. And Trump’s there lapping it up like an oversized Pomeranian in a tiara. Then he waddles into Riyadh like he’s Gandalf the Peacebringer, arms outstretched. Mate, they weren’t welcoming a statesman. They were measuring him up for a gold-plated yes-man trophy. All that pomp, all that fanfare, and for what? So Raytheon and Lockheed can cash in like it’s Black Friday in hell.

 

This ain’t about strategy. This is about sales. Corporate Christmas. They’re not solving conflicts. They’re investing in them. Bombs now, reconstruction later. A full-service business model. Meanwhile, Donnie’s grinning like a lunatic, signing away weapons like he’s doing a two-for-one on nukes at Aldi.

 

And what’s the endgame here? Strengthen our allies? Please. We’ve been down this road. Gave Saddam the tools. Next thing he’s gassing villages. Armed the Mujahideen. Next thing they’re flying planes into buildings. But no, this time it’ll be different. This time we’re arming responsibly. Like giving a chainsaw to a fox and saying, “Now don’t go mad with it.”

 

You’d think someone might raise an eyebrow. But nah. Trump's base is too busy wetting themselves over “America First” while their tax dollars are funding the arms race version of a garage sale in the Middle East. No schools, no healthcare, but don’t worry lads, Saudi’s got guided missiles coming out their ears.

 

Honestly mate, if irony were a weapon, Trump’d have already started World War Three.

You’ll find this informative and educational.

 

 

[spidermike007]

Not surprising considering how morally bent Trump is. He loves very wealthy dictators and despots. 

[SunnyinBangrak]

2 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

Not surprising considering how morally bent Trump is. He loves very wealthy dictators and despots. 

Like the Moscow mayor, CCP officials and Ukranian oligarchs that were all paying him unaccountable millions? Oh, no sorry, that was YOUR man.

Why fret about corrupt dictators now? 4 years too late Mike.

[newbee2022]

29 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

Oh bravo, Donald John. Absolute masterstroke, mate. Nothing says ‘world peace’ quite like flogging $142 billion worth of top-shelf death machines to a bloke who treats dissent like it’s a piñata party. MBS must’ve thought Christmas came early when Trump showed up: jets, bombs, drones, the works. All gift-wrapped in American exceptionalism and dipped in KFC mashed potato gravy. And they still call it a “strategic partnership.” Yeah, strategic in the same way giving a toddler a flamethrower is “educational.”

 

Let’s not forget who we’re dealing with here. Saudi Arabia. The country with a human rights record that makes North Korea look like a mindfulness retreat. These are the lads who drop airstrikes on school buses and weddings in Yemen like they’re playing Call of Duty on cocaine. And now we’ve decided they need more gear? Brilliant. What could possibly go wrong?

 

So now he’s singlehandedly solved the Middle East with a few tanks and a dodgy handshake from MBS, that’s Mohammed bin “saw a journalist in half” Salman, for the uninitiated. Then they rolled out the lavender carpet for him. Not red, mind you. Lavender. Real subtle, innit. Looked like Liberace had spewed royalty all over the runway. And Trump’s there lapping it up like an oversized Pomeranian in a tiara. Then he waddles into Riyadh like he’s Gandalf the Peacebringer, arms outstretched. Mate, they weren’t welcoming a statesman. They were measuring him up for a gold-plated yes-man trophy. All that pomp, all that fanfare, and for what? So Raytheon and Lockheed can cash in like it’s Black Friday in hell.

 

This ain’t about strategy. This is about sales. Corporate Christmas. They’re not solving conflicts. They’re investing in them. Bombs now, reconstruction later. A full-service business model. Meanwhile, Donnie’s grinning like a lunatic, signing away weapons like he’s doing a two-for-one on nukes at Aldi.

 

And what’s the endgame here? Strengthen our allies? Please. We’ve been down this road. Gave Saddam the tools. Next thing he’s gassing villages. Armed the Mujahideen. Next thing they’re flying planes into buildings. But no, this time it’ll be different. This time we’re arming responsibly. Like giving a chainsaw to a fox and saying, “Now don’t go mad with it.”

 

You’d think someone might raise an eyebrow. But nah. Trump's base is too busy wetting themselves over “America First” while their tax dollars are funding the arms race version of a garage sale in the Middle East. No schools, no healthcare, but don’t worry lads, Saudi’s got guided missiles coming out their ears.

 

Honestly mate, if irony were a weapon, Trump’d have already started World War Three.

Thank you.

I guess I can feel you're a kind of angry?

Well, the world's most famous and historically best deal maker got his flying gift and the Saudis in return their desired weapons.

Why not the Saudis? At the same time Bibi gets what he needs to crush the last people in Gaza and Zelensky gets some toys for his lost war. 

So Donnie makes the world a happier place. In his twisted brain.😳

[candide]

5 minutes ago, SunnyinBangrak said:

Like the Moscow mayor, CCP officials and Ukranian oligarchs that were all paying him unaccountable millions? Oh, no sorry, that was YOUR man.

Why fret about corrupt dictators now? 4 years too late Mike.

Ridiculous debunked claim again!

FD-1023 anyone? 🤣

[TheAppletons]

42 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

 All gift-wrapped in American exceptionalism and dipped in KFC mashed potato gravy. And they still call it a “strategic partnership.” Yeah, strategic in the same way giving a toddler a flamethrower is “educational.”

 

 

 

  Slight correction - that should be written as KFC "mashed potato" gravy.

[Will B Good]

In case you CBA to read all that.....

 

 

 

The Trump–Saudi arms deal was reckless, hypocritical, and profit-driven.

It empowered a regime with a poor human rights record.

It criticises American foreign policy, corporate influence, and performative patriotism.

[BLMFem]

18 minutes ago, SunnyinBangrak said:

Like the Moscow mayor, CCP officials and Ukranian oligarchs that were all paying him unaccountable millions? Oh, no sorry, that was YOUR man.

Why fret about corrupt dictators now? 4 years too late Mike.

Ahhh, I love the smell of lame deflections in the morning!

[Hummin]

Saudi who more likely will team up with Russia, same goes for Turkey and many other countries who is on the edge with europe and Us.

 

Maybe Trump's master plan is to join them. Still far fetched, but not unlikely when it comes to Trump 

[candide]

Make Bone Saws Great Again! 🤣

[Screaming]

1 hour ago, ThreeCardMonte said:

More baseless claims from our newest libtard.

 

Rent free.  24/7.

 

You appear obsessed.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/02/07/doctor-says-democrats-suffering-real-crisis-after-trumps-win-depression-insomnia-grief-genuine-fear-panic/

 

It appears that many doctors are treating the President Trump depression afflicted liberals. Some of these people have reached maximum delirium and have been prescribed tranquilizers and other drugs.  President Trump has three years and eight months to go in his current term and for these people, it could mean life or death. I hope they finally accept the Trump and move on with their lives.

[ThreeCardMonte]

47 minutes ago, candide said:

Ridiculous debunked claim again!

FD-1023 anyone? 🤣

Issued by Biden’s DOJ.

 

We knew the outcome before it was announced.

[faraday]

1 hour ago, Lewie London said:

Absolute masterstroke, mate. Nothing says ‘world peace’ quite like flogging $142 billion worth of top-shelf death machines to a bloke who treats dissent like it’s a piñata party

 

This.

✔️

 

 

[ThreeCardMonte]

1 hour ago, spidermike007 said:

Not surprising considering how morally bent Trump is. He loves very wealthy dictators and despots. 

So nice to see you and your cult have found a new whining point.

 

Even your cult was getting tired of January 6th, facist, racist and convicted felon.

[BLMFem]

4 minutes ago, ThreeCardMonte said:

 
Did you give him expert instructions on how it’s done?

You're the one that posted that man-on-man love fest video. But hey, whatever floats your boat, buddy,😉

[BLMFem]

2 minutes ago, ThreeCardMonte said:

So nice to see you and your cult have found a new whining point.

 

Even your cult was getting tired of January 6th, facist, racist and convicted felon.

To be fair, Trump makes it very easy to find things to be critical of.

 

[save the frogs]

These Trump threads are highly toxic.

 

I need a shrink now. 

 

[ThreeCardMonte]

3 minutes ago, BLMFem said:

To be fair, Trump makes it very easy to find things to be critical of.

 

In the case of Biden/Harris, x50.

[mogandave]

Trump sells $142 billion in arms to the Saudi, and he’s the devil incarnate. 

 

Biden leaves $80 billion in arms for the terrorists when he surrenders our allies  in Afghanistan and he’s the greatest. 

 

 

[ThreeCardMonte]

8 minutes ago, BLMFem said:

You're the one that posted that man-on-man love fest video. But hey, whatever floats your boat, buddy,😉

But only you thought of oral fixation.

 

The first thing that came into your mind, naturally of course.

[ThreeCardMonte]

23 minutes ago, Screaming said:

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/02/07/doctor-says-democrats-suffering-real-crisis-after-trumps-win-depression-insomnia-grief-genuine-fear-panic/

 

It appears that many doctors are treating the President Trump depression afflicted liberals. Some of these people have reached maximum delirium and have been prescribed tranquilizers and other drugs.  President Trump has three years and eight months to go in his current term and for these people, it could mean life or death. I hope they finally accept the Trump and move on with their lives.

So there’s help for many here.

 

Good news Perhaps Dr Fauci will make it a mandatory vaccine for those deeply affected.

 

They may run out of vaccines just by the forum patients.

[mogandave]

8 minutes ago, ThreeCardMonte said:

But only you thought of oral fixation.

 

The first thing that came into your mind, naturally of course.

The left is obsessed with sex. 

[ThreeCardMonte]

Just now, mogandave said:

The left is obsessed with sex. 

Especially a certain type already brought up by one of their own.

[dingdongrb]

I treat these political posts just like I do the taxation posts....... (and pretty much the majority of the posts lately here on AN):

 

IGNORE!!!!!!!

[candide]

48 minutes ago, ThreeCardMonte said:

Issued by Biden’s DOJ.

 

We knew the outcome before it was announced.

I knew you had nothing! 😆

[candide]

This will certainly incite Iran to drop his nuclear program! 🙂

 

Trump’s trip to Saudi Arabia raises the prospect of US nuclear cooperation with the kingdom

https://apnews.com/article/civilian-nuclear-program-saudi-arabia-trump-iran-be8697a1890d0158cef57babb47e7583

[frank83628]

Well whaddya know, right on queue the flip flopping anti Trumpers are all over the Saudis.

 

[mogandave]

13 minutes ago, frank83628 said:

Well whaddya know, right on queue the flip flopping anti Trumpers are all over the Saudis.

 

If Trump is for it, the left is against it. 

 

They’ll do all they can to stop him from negotiating drug prices down.

[Tug]

11 minutes ago, frank83628 said:

Well whaddya know, right on queue the flip flopping anti Trumpers are all over the Saudis.

 

Well sure frank their citizens did the World Trade Center……they are amongst the most extreme adherents to the religion of (peace) and trump’s arming them.of course lucid Americans are concerned.