36 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Absolutely WRONG and incredibly IGNORANT.

It's not about actions.

It's simply having emotional and sexual attraction to the same sex and lacking that towards the opposite sex.

No actions ever needed for that to mean you're gay.

Exactly. It's partly amusing and  partly sad that in 2025 some people still don't understand what being gay is.

 

 

1 hour ago, Keeps said:

Just been having a little think whilst having a couple of cold ones and something sprung to mind Malky. Very much enjoyed this post but then, I started thinking about finishing a party cone in one go.

 

Isn't this what AUSSIES refer to as a bong? Us Brits call it a bong, I think the Yanks call it a bowl?

 

Now, as you claim to be a Brit, why would you be using the Aussie vernacular? As you are well aware GOAT, I do pick up on your slip ups. I'm a cunning one like that.

 

Time to come clean @MalcolmB? At least do the decent thing and provide me with a plausible explanation. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt if you do.

 

Cheers cobber.

I think you have been drinking too much bong water to be honest.

I think it has been giving you hallucinations and a bit of paranoid.

This legalized weed in Thailand does seem to kick a lot harder than the mostly hash I smoked back in the UK.

 

You tink too mush.

 

What about you? You ever sucked a penis?

 

57 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Be good for you. Gayest guy ever certificate for you. No 1.

You never stop thinking about penises. It's so sad already. 

20 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I think you have been drinking too much bong water to be honest.

I think it has been giving you hallucinations and a bit of paranoid.

This legalized weed in Thailand does seem to kick a lot harder than the mostly hash I smoked back in the UK.

 

You tink too mush.

 

What about you? You ever sucked a penis?

 

That's not an answer to the question is it Malky boy?

 

Haven't smoked the old Dutch Parsley for a long time now. No hallucinations or paranoia here. 

 

Dicks are certainly not my thing. Never have been, never will be.

 

Now, back to the original post and question. You slipped up Malky, sorry GOAT.

 

You gonna hold your hands up or at least come up with a believable explanation?

46 minutes ago, Keeps said:

That's not an answer to the question is it Malky boy?

 

Haven't smoked the old Dutch Parsley for a long time now. No hallucinations or paranoia here. 

 

Dicks are certainly not my thing. Never have been, never will be.

 

Now, back to the original post and question. You slipped up Malky, sorry GOAT.

 

You gonna hold your hands up or at least come up with a believable explanation?

I use my real name which is Malcolm.

What is you name?

 

The word bong originates in Thailand which is another thing you didn’t know.

1 hour ago, short-Timer said:

You never stop thinking about penises. It's so sad already. 

I never mentioned them you did. Must be on your mind. The fact you dodge questions about women says it all.

10 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

I never mentioned them you did. Must be on your mind. The fact you dodge questions about women says it all.

 

Susan, since you’re really curious about everyone’s bedroom antics and penis measurements you should kick things off yourself. Start a spicy new thread with some pics of you and your partner: male, female, buffalo, sheep, dog, cat, no judgment here! Throw in a dick pic for that extra credibility boost. I’m sure once you lead by example, every member on the site will be tripping over themselves to share their own NSFW slideshow with you. Can’t wait to see your post go viral and make you the site winner for the day!

On 6/24/2025 at 12:49 PM, Alpha84 said:

If you only have sex with women, but enjoy watching porn with transsexuals, does that make you gay, bisexual or something else?

 

Certified perv. Seek medical help at once. You've crossed the line sorry to say.

You've reached the pinnacle of debauchery and there is no turning back without professional help.

 

There is a gal that does colon cleanses on Soi 6 I could put you onto. 

On 6/25/2025 at 2:49 AM, Alpha84 said:

What makes you certifiably gay? 

I reckon if you've had a penis in your mouth you'd be certified. 

 

9 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I reckon if you've had a penis in your mouth you'd be certified. 

 

 

That would be a serious medical issue. My penis is in between my legs right above my balls. It does not give me problems with eating or talking when excited either.

1 minute ago, StandardIssue said:

That would be a serious medical issue. My penis is in between my legs right above my balls. 

Why don't you try someone else's penis then? 

 

4 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Why don't you try someone else's penis then? 

 

 

Mine still works thank you very much. You never saw me post otherwise did you? Everything is working just as it should and pleases the few mistriesses I hvae going.

 

I have named my junk. Let me introduce you since you are so interested in my penis situation. 

 

My penis is the "The Octagon."

 

My left testicle is "James Westfall."

 

My right testicle is "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater."

 

Lucky girls get to meet the whole gang!!

4 minutes ago, StandardIssue said:

 

Mine still works thank you very much. You never saw me post otherwise did you? Everything is working just as it should and pleases the few mistriesses I hvae going.

 

I have named my junk. Let me introduce you since you are so interested in my penis situation. 

 

My penis is the "The Octagon."

 

My left testicle is "James Westfall."

 

My right testicle is "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater."

 

Lucky girls get to meet the whole gang!!

Wow 😲

 

 

Lucky guy 💪

 

I reckon 50% of expats are gay. They show little interest in women.

53 minutes ago, StandardIssue said:

My left testicle is "James Westfall."

 

That's great as long as you're facing north 😐

8 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

On 6/25/2025 at 2:49 AM, Alpha84 said:

What makes you certifiably gay? 

I reckon if you've had a penis in your mouth you'd be certified

Derrick likes delicious man toe's. 

He's got to be certified.