12 hours ago, gargamon said:

When you die you're worm food. That's all. Nothing more.

12 hours ago, gargamon said:

When you die you're worm food. That's all. Nothing more.

12 hours ago, gargamon said:

When you die you're worm food. That's all. Nothing more.

12 hours ago, gargamon said:

When you die you're worm food. That's all. Nothing more.

Unless you take the Crispy Critter BBQ , just a box of ash

Pattaya, but more serene......

Why should you seriously believe there is anything after life ends?

Nursery stories?

I can't wait to see the 72 virgins. At first, I thought it was a large number, but I forgot that death is eternal...

Now in heaven I do dwell, I do dwell
And the truth it is to tell
That it is a bloody cell
All the whores are down in hell

Damn their eyes, damn their eyes
The whores are down in hell
Damn their eyes

There aren't any virgins in heaven, if there actually is one. United States Marines are guarding the streets...lol. For me drag racing, good Pattaya bars from 30 years ago, cold beer, hot women, fishing, hunting. no damned traitor repugthuglicans. Or if as I suspect, I take my spirit trail, my dog, my horses, my guns, as I wander toward the end while awaiting the arrival of the one I love. Sounds all great. You dead you just dead, pop me in oven and have done with me, I'm not here anymore.

Semper Fi

7 hours ago, ezzra said:

Ask Trump, according to his late murals, he's cozying up to the big men in the sky so he'd be the right man to ask.

Probably wasting his time, more likely to go in the opposite direction…

well according to the Bible only Jesus has gone to Heaven.

Not even the 12 Apostles have gone as they are awaiting for the resurrection.

In the Lords prayer given by Jesus it says that heaven will be on Earth.

1 hour ago, Look Chang said:

I can't wait to see the 72 virgins. At first, I thought it was a large number, but I forgot that death is eternal...

Here's a virgin for you:

Still looking forward to it?

11 hours ago, Bannoi said:

Ive donated my body to a medical school

which.?

Might be a bit weird adjusting to the wing thingies and learning to fly.

48 minutes ago, JAS21 said:

Probably wasting his time, more likely to go in the opposite direction…

That's where he comes from ...

Sod the virgins.

Think I'd like a couple of sugar babes who really do like me and think I'm sexy.

14 hours ago, swissie said:

Practically all religions promess an eternal "after life in heaven". Granted you followed the "rules" on earth before.

Strictly adressing "religious people": What do you think heaven would be for you personally? How would daily life in heaven be for you? What would you do all day in heaven?

Let me know. Be specific. A general "I will feel good all over" will not suffice.

Just like life on my paradise tropical island in the Gulf of Thailand : Party, party, and more party...

My God – may His noodly appendages touch you...😇 – created a Heaven with a beer volcano and a stripper factory, before he became lazy. An official reverent has promised me that that there is a small side-crator splashing tasty pirate-rum, as I never drink beer So I expect my afterlife after crossing the river and the rainbow bridge to be same-same, not really different...

And about the "rules" down here in the Middleworld, to be heavenlky eligible, my god is a very relaxed deity, so there are no strict commandments or requirements to gain access to Heaven. Instead of rules, the religion has the eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" important principles for living a "good" Pastafarian life:

1) Don't play holy: Don't use the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) as an argument to oppress or be condescending to others.

2) Don't use FSM as an excuse for abuse: Don't use religion to justify violence or hatred.

3) Don't judge people by their appearance: It doesn't matter how people dress or look – just be nice.

4) Don't act like an idiot: Avoid behavior that offends yourself or your partner.

5) Don't challenge other people's ideas on an empty stomach: eat first, then discuss.

6) Don't spend money on expensive churches: Instead, spend the money on fighting poverty, curing diseases, or living a better life.

7) Don't brag about your faith: no one wants to hear it.

8) Do unto others as you would have them do unto you: (If they are on board with it – especially when it comes to leather and lube).

Sorry about violating #7, but OP asked for it.

Down to earth – with both bare feet regularly gaining excellent solid earth-connection at my daily walk on the paradise beach – I really don't mind much if the end should just be the end; i.e., noithing after that: No ferry, no raibow, no partying afterlife and perhaps not even a rebirth of my spirit. Instead, I just live and the enjoy life right now, and be happy...

I wonder if there will be anyone I know there?

15 hours ago, gargamon said:

When you die you're worm food. That's all. Nothing more.

How do you know for sure? Have you died before?

Trumpless…Amen!

6 hours ago, papa al said:

which.?

If you're really interested and want to do the same start here and put you postcode in and it will give you your nearest.

https://www.hta.gov.uk/medical-schools

Im 85 now so they probably won't have to wait too long saves the expense of a funeral and I feel I'm giving something back at the same time.

2 minutes ago, Bannoi said:

If you're really interested and want to do the same start here and put you postcode in and it will give you your nearest.

https://www.hta.gov.uk/medical-schools

Im 85 now so they probably won't have to wait too long saves the expense of a funeral and I feel I'm giving something back at the same time.

Dude

UK med school.?

This Thailand

5 5

[papa already signed up at Sriracha.]

As a young man living in Pattaya that was as near to heaven as you could get. Still is for some.

On 4/15/2026 at 11:41 PM, SAFETY FIRST said:

Just before my death, I'm turning Muslim, so I can get the virgins.

I hope they're Thai's, no fat ones please.

I love Thai women. 😘😘😘😘😘

Will you at the same time change your name to Mustafa Skinnythaioneplease

I already live like in heaven right now.

Emmm, okok, the body / health should freeze somewhere between 25-35.

And meeting certain ex-sex partners would be nice too. And the food choices should be the same as here on earth. That's it.

Emmm, okok, certain drug excesses I had in the 20ies whithout the hangovers next day - yep. Has to be of course too. But otherwise...

Emmm, okok, speeding in a nice car or on a nice motorbike to the max whithout a risk getting injured. Yeah, that's it.

Emmm.... (etc.pp)... dreaming is nice and costs nothing. So - just do it.