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Someone is living in my roof space...

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I live in a traditional Thai house in the middle of a coconut plantation, not in some housing or condo complex with neighbours. I am not risking my health (at 67) by balancing on tables or chairs, and I'm not inviting any strangers into my house.

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  • If you don't have a ladder try opening the hatch. Taping your mobile to the pole, hitting the record button on the video and rotate the pole around to grab a 360 view. Let us know what you find.

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10 minutes ago, simon43 said:

I live in a traditional Thai house in the middle of a coconut plantation, not in some housing or condo complex with neighbours. I am not risking my health (at 67) by balancing on tables or chairs, and I'm not inviting any strangers into my house.

So get a ladder

On 8/4/2026 at 7:31 AM, bunnydrops said:

I would venture that an animal couldn't open it from the top. Is there something under the opening that something could stand on?

I agree. I found the notion that a tokay was lifting it laughable (to put it politely!) The only creature capable (and possessed of the curiosity) to lift it would be a primate and the O/P would soon know if he was sharing his living space with a troop of monkeys!

The board is obviously too light and is being blow/sucked off by weather events. @simon43 the solution is simple. Have some extra weight, such as divers lead weights, sand filled containers or whatever attached to the top surface. You can use double sided tape for a quick fix.

the roof hatch is living in your head rent free

the roof hatch is living in your head rent free

It is likely one of the Israelis who have taken over that island. My heart goes out to you. KP has seen better days.

On 8/4/2026 at 2:49 AM, pomchop said:

buy some nails/screws and secure it closed

Or two small bolts - one each side.

I thought Simon43 had moved to Minehead and was enjoying forays on Exmoor. He really gets around. I envy him.

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3 hours ago, Dante99 said:

So get a ladder

Hmm, is your brain stuck in a rut? Where do I find a ladder in the middle of a coconut plantation and with no neighbours? Ah, you mean go and buy a ladder... how do I carry it on my motorbike?

You see how stupid your suggestion sounds?

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45 minutes ago, Camelot said:

I thought Simon43 had moved to Minehead and was enjoying forays on Exmoor. He really gets around. I envy him.

Jeez, you are not up to date :)

I was in Minehead, then in Bangkok, then in Mandalay, then in Siem Reap, then in Bangkok, now on Koh Phangan..... all since Xmas!

Living in highrise and there's a similar hatch on the ceiling of the bathroom. When there is very strong wind outside, I sometimes see it moved. So, I'd say it is probably result of wind above your ceiling causing lift, which moves it up and displaces it when it drops again.

11 minutes ago, simon43 said:

Hmm, is your brain stuck in a rut? Where do I find a ladder in the middle of a coconut plantation and with no neighbours? Ah, you mean go and buy a ladder... how do I carry it on my motorbike?

You see how stupid your suggestion sounds?

You are hilarious. I visited my gf's grandmother, 100 years old. She was thirsty, ran over and bought back 5 sticks. 2 longer poles of bamboo with 3 short pieces for steps. She climbed the ladder that she made herself, cut a coconut down, opened it with 3 whacks of the machete and was pouring juice into her mouth straight from the coconut. Pretty sure you can figure it out.

Hopefully the attached will cure the problem?

On 8/4/2026 at 11:18 AM, khunPer said:

I'm agreeing with the ghost suggestions — @simon43 , you better place an open red Fanta in the spirit house (ghost home) before going to sleep tonight — unsatisfied ghosts can be quite irritating poltergeists (talking from experience)...thumbsup

I recall a friend having to put a miniature whiskey bottle in the spirit house of his house to stop the strange happenings inside and outside his house and while we all laughed, he did just that and ALL problems ceased. Cheap enough anyway, no matter what one believes.

What you probably have in your attic is known as a phrogger. As mentioned by someone earlier, nail it shut and see what happens.

The roof space of a house is classic real estate for a "phi baan" who is a house spirit that claims the highest, least-disturbed corner as its private apartment.

These spirits are usually harmless if you leave them alone but they get extremely territorial about their access hatch.

Sleep well.

On 8/4/2026 at 12:20 PM, J Branche said:

If you don't have a ladder try opening the hatch. Taping your mobile to the pole, hitting the record button on the video and rotate the pole around to grab a 360 view.

Let us know what you find.

I am actually surprised that OP has not done this to me it would be the first thing i did. If there is no sign of human, then get a small wifi camera and put it in there or point it at the opening.

Buy a couple of lock hasps and a few screws. A couple of cheap aluminum carabiner key rings will keep the hasps in place.

Or just a few screw in eyebolts and a couple of pieces of wire.

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9 hours ago, pomchop said:

u can't stand on a chair or table? or hire some thai kid to do it for you for 50 baht?

Umm, 20B...

6 hours ago, simon43 said:

I live in a traditional Thai house in the middle of a coconut plantation, not in some housing or condo complex with neighbours. I am not risking my health (at 67) by balancing on tables or chairs, and I'm not inviting any strangers into my house.

Surely you can access a bamboo ladder you can barrow from a neighbor. If not, then by a nail gun off the internet, when it arrives, load it up, reach as high as you can, aim and shoot.

Sounds like you have a great living situation! Thai house in a coconut plantation!

If anything got up there, you'd hear it moving around, esp at night. And the'd have to have an exit. The panel could have been dislodged from the top.

Just take a broomstick & fiddle the panel back in place. See if it happens again.

On 8/3/2026 at 10:04 PM, simon43 said:

I rent a little house on concrete stilts in a coconut plantation on Koh Phangan. The large, studio room has access to the roof space in one corner of the ceiling via a hatch that is covered by a rectangular peice of board that neatly fits that opening.

A few weeks ago, I saw that this rectangular piece of board was open! The board had been pushed to one side. I concluded that perhaps it had always been like that, and I just hadn't looked up previously. So I used a long pole to 'shuffle' the board along until it dropped back neatly into the access opening.

I was away in Pattaya for 5 days and returned to my house yesterday. Walking around, I was shocked to see this hatch open again!! I used the pole to close it again, but am now feeling somewhat apprehensive!

  • My house is detached and on stilts - no-one can have access to it or the roof space

  • Although I occasionally hear mice in the roof space. n0osmall animal could surely move that board

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  • No creature (snake, cow , naked woman etc) has ever fallen into my room, and I've never found any evidence of animals in my room.

So what is moving the board? Wind getting under the roof tiles? I think not - the board is too heavy...

Hmm - I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight.....

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Get a dog.

On 8/4/2026 at 1:17 AM, novacova said:

Wind draft. Sleepwalker. Ghost.

I had 60 years as a pest exterminator and only occasionally came across this pest usually found in houses on bamboo stilts in rural tropical areas. This is the Giant Flying Rattus Hatchus a very dangerous creature and if cornered will attack humans .He flies into a house when you are away or asleep and opens the ceiling hach to get in to sleep. When he leaves early in the morning he rarely closes the hatch so best to leave it open. If I were you I would sleep with one eye open. If you see him in the night hide under the bed until he's gone. Do not approach.

On 8/3/2026 at 10:04 PM, simon43 said:

I rent a little house on concrete stilts in a coconut plantation on Koh Phangan. The large, studio room has access to the roof space in one corner of the ceiling via a hatch that is covered by a rectangular peice of board that neatly fits that opening.

A few weeks ago, I saw that this rectangular piece of board was open! The board had been pushed to one side. I concluded that perhaps it had always been like that, and I just hadn't looked up previously. So I used a long pole to 'shuffle' the board along until it dropped back neatly into the access opening.

I was away in Pattaya for 5 days and returned to my house yesterday. Walking around, I was shocked to see this hatch open again!! I used the pole to close it again, but am now feeling somewhat apprehensive!

  • My house is detached and on stilts - no-one can have access to it or the roof space

  • Although I occasionally hear mice in the roof space. n0osmall animal could surely move that board

  • No creature (snake, cow , naked woman etc) has ever fallen into my room, and I've never found any evidence of animals in my room.

So what is moving the board? Wind getting under the roof tiles? I think not - the board is too heavy...

Hmm - I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight.....

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How much rent do you pay for that box?

If the rent is low on that island, I might join you.

One does not live forever.

I worry that all that salt air might negatively impact my computers.

On 8/3/2026 at 10:04 PM, simon43 said:

had been pushed to one side.

Someone looking for board and lodging??

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1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

How much rent do you pay for that box?

If the rent is low on that island, I might join you.

One does not live forever.

I worry that all that salt air might negatively impact my computers.

300,000 THB per month. Has that put you off sharing with me? :) The salty air is very good for my lungs, but maybe not my computer.

@jtrump, you are the sort of person that disabled people hate! You imagine everyone is as fit and healthy as your 100 year old grandmother. Unfortunately I am not. I now have to ride a disability scooter because my sense of balance has diminished, and I have an oxygen concentraor to assist with the effects of bronchiectasis lung illness. Get off your lazy backside and come over an help if you are that concerned....

Since repositioning the hatch cover for the second time, it's stayed in palce, and no sounds of heavy animals walking around :) End of story.

6 minutes ago, simon43 said:

300,000 THB per month. Has that put you off sharing with me? :) The salty air is very good for my lungs, but maybe not my computer.

@jtrump, you are the sort of person that disabled people hate! You imagine everyone is as fit and healthy as your 100 year old grandmother. Unfortunately I am not. I now have to ride a disability scooter because my sense of balance has diminished, and I have an oxygen concentraor to assist with the effects of bronchiectasis lung illness. Get off your lazy backside and come over an help if you are that concerned....

Since repositioning the hatch cover for the second time, it's stayed in palce, and no sounds of heavy animals walking around :) End of story.

You are paying USD9,000 per month for a box with a ghost?

No, I would not.

Otherwise, considering the beautiful setting, yes, I would.

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17 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

You are paying USD9,000 per month for a box with a ghost?

No, I would not.

Otherwise, considering the beautiful setting, yes, I would.

Phew! I dodged a bullet there :)

2 hours ago, unblocktheplanet said:

Thai house in a coconut plantation!

Just occurred to me.! Giant coconut crab. Although quite how they get up there I don't know.

Sleep tight.

11 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

Just occurred to me.! Giant coconut crab. Although quite how they get up there I don't know.

If giant coconut crabs could not climb, then how would they reach the coconuts?

Every thought of that?

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