Whacked By Balls

[george]

Found on Rock Hard Phuket's web site:

"We'll be adding two pool tables to the Rock Hard balcony soon, along with more rain protection and a hazard policy for flying balls: "Anyone whacked on the 1st floor by one of our balls from the 2nd floor will receive a pitcher of Margaritas and a barfine to increase swelling"...

http://www.rockhardphuket.com/whatnew.html

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Found on Rock Hard Phuket's web site:

"We'll be adding two pool tables to the Rock Hard balcony soon, along with more rain protection and a hazard policy for flying balls: "Anyone whacked on the 1st floor by one of our balls from the 2nd floor will receive a pitcher of Margaritas and a barfine to increase swelling"...

http://www.rockhardphuket.com/whatnew.html

Only in Thailand.

Wouldn't it make more sense to have protection from flying balls i.e. Helmets and hocky masks, and a hazard policy for wet tables?

[kurgen]

Why not just ban people with poor ball control

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Why not just ban people with poor ball control

is that that premature thingy I heard about ?

[KevinN]

Based on a bet by the other members of his golfing threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the post of the ball washer was more than strong enough to support his body weight, and his sack was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez then broke a new $300.00 graphite shaft driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was attempting to use as a cane. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.

[Padkapow Guy]

I had to take something for the pain just from reading that. I think death would have been a welcome relief.

[Padkapow Guy]

I am talking about the broken graphite driver.

Just kidding . Seriously the guy has no balls!

I can't stop myself. I could go on all day with jokes about the ball washer.

[eyespan]

I had to take something for the pain just from reading that. I think death would have been a welcome relief. 

Reached for the beer and found it hard to swallow upon reading this. Rare for me to have difficulty with beer....... very rare.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I had to take something for the pain just from reading that. I think death would have been a welcome relief.

I've still got tears in my eyes from ole Kev's compelling word image. Anyone for nuts ?

[drummer]

There is also the occasional story of some late night factory worker who gets his package stuck in machinery when he discovers he can use the conveyor belt to pleasure himself. And you won't believe the number of people who "slip in the shower" and have to go to the Dr. to get something removed. .... vegatables, pool balls, lightbulbs, rodents....