Advice In A Nutshell

[3billygoats]

This thread may be better off in Farang life, pub entertainment, but I'll start it here.

Thread rules; only one sentence (maximum 10 words) as your best bit of advice for those new to Thailand. Please don't write extra to try to justify or explain your advice.

I'll start with;

"Don't wear a watch."

[jbowman1993]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[ashacat]

Don't fall in love in the first week.

[jbowman1993]

Don't eat yellow people either.

[jbowman1993]

In fact, just don't eat anything thats the color yellow.

[2long]

Don't fight with the locals, even if you're right.

[thai_narak]

cha yen yen...

[hiromj]

Don't fall in love.......period.

[Acquiesce]

Don't fight with the locals, even if you're right.

Don't take this advice, fight as many locals as possible.

[hiromj]

For those new to Thailand,

Bring your upper head, leave your lower head at home.

(there, 10 words)

[lazeeboy]

For those new to Thailand,

Bring your upper head, leave your lower head at home.

(there, 10 words)

dont eat currants in a rabbit hutch

[Acquiesce]

Don't eat in a rabbit hutch.

[xyborg]

Eat all rabbit hutches you see!

[pumpuiman]

Don't pack sweater, socks or jacket...just money and condoms.

[Acquiesce]

See all rabbit hutches you eat

[Scott]

Advice is free, but consultations cost money.

[bowthai]

stay home unless you like low stupid dirty corrupt societies

[blizzard]

peeple put up with the corruption, pollution,etc coz of the chicks...........lol. c ondoms a must.

[JetsetBkk]

Don't spend money on anything you can't walk away from.

[Acquiesce]

If it floats, flies or <deleted>(ks, rent it.

[qwertz]

DON'T INVEST IN ANYTHING THAT NEEDS REPAIRING OR FEEDING.

[mrtoad]

Suit it before you root it.

[t.s]

cha yen yen...

cold tea?

avoid using thai phonetic spellings. see above for why.

[t.s]

no need to stand when hotel california plays

[YangYaiEric]

This thread may be better off in Farang life, pub entertainment, but I'll start it here.

Thread rules; only one sentence (maximum 10 words) as your best bit of advice for those new to Thailand. Please don't write extra to try to justify or explain your advice.

I'll start with;

"Don't wear a watch."

CAREFULL consuming too much alcohol; could become a BAD habit!

[phazey]

Remember: there are no stupid questions, only inquisitive idiots.

[YangYaiEric]

This thread may be better off in Farang life, pub entertainment, but I'll start it here.

Thread rules; only one sentence (maximum 10 words) as your best bit of advice for those new to Thailand. Please don't write extra to try to justify or explain your advice.

I'll start with;

"Don't wear a watch."

Be VERY CAREFULL against consuming too much alcohol; too easy to become a BAD habit!

Your over your word quota by a whopping 50 percent.

Yeah, ur right. I've edited my original post

[kmart]

Don't listen to trite, turgid advice from depressing, miserable people.

[Artfullmover]

See everyday as a new day, accept yesterday as yesterday

[dukkha]

Dont think too mut... Dukkha