where ever i may roam

show me the way.....home

asked tina, to the thunderdome

Shut it...smack..said Ike

thats what blackeyes are like

When falling from a trike

tumbeling down the dike when

having drinking to much Heineken...

Edited December 20, 200817 yr by luckyluke

to sober up you have

where is the Cristmas spirit ?

Gone out with Scrooge's Crunch

love the old scrumpy man

who chews his Minties regularly

Cos his breath is nasty

and ad some rotten teeth

after eating fermented fish so

breathed on kid at christmas

lunch over stuffed roast turkey

with a bottle of Whisky

And an ounce of skunk

spray combined with Bush sincerity

clean start for New Year

and then the 20 January....

Edited December 21, 200817 yr by luckyluke

the son of heaven lands

will get up at six

drink, fall down, sleep again

then start all over again

but this time with a

hangover from the previous day

Even though he wasn't drinking