the beloved fortune bringing Deity

Like messages , on fortune cookies

Maneki Neko, the fortune cat

lucky cat, Ping, you Shinto?

can we all have Happiness

its all in our mentality

However back ,Mama's Little Warehouse

was muggy and crazy hot

as the oven had been

left on all night by

the drunken security guard cooking

boozy muffins with alcoholic fruits

plucked from the supermarket dumpster

with extra protien, marinated maggots

who came over to party

looking for a good time

but finished up being BBQ'd

along with the neighbor girl

was a tasty dish served.......

garnished with garters and hose

for extra spicy flavour required

to please political class tastes

unfortunately essential in this country....

are brown envelopes stuffed with

smaller white envelopes containing powder

used for killing fleas and

terminate them on your head

but not with heavy mallet

because termites have feelings too

(Gawd)

not when hit with mallet