needed when have the trots

after engorging a lot of....

fotball fans are really dedicated

to having loads of beer

imported i hope because local

brew is poisoned by enraged

ladyboy who has'nt been paid

or given any tips or

cannot pull because he's ugly

500 baht will help him

towards a badly needed facelift

performed at the yanhee hospital

by an illegal alien who's

been living and working hard

for little pay or enjoyment

but he is a proud member...

of Thai overstayers, who're anonymous

shadows who only come out

when theres an r in

the month and silver moon

where's my silver bullet gone ??

it was fired at Mr

Dracula's jugular after the last

wrestler clothes lined him flat

Hulk Hogan got him bumping

and humping in the ring

the crowd got entertained cause

oil and rice price skyrocked...

putting our wallets under pressure

pummeled and smashed to smithereens