Useless Facts

[RDN]

You always find what you are looking for in the very last place you look.

[Totster]

One for RC.....

It takes the stomach an hour to break down cow milk.

totster...

[davethailand]

Off topic.

Totster how do you get in the vip forum? and whats it all about/

cheers

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I abandoned my job temporarily today to drive a motorcycle at 115KMH with a rose in my mouth.

[Girlfrombar]

Useless (and yet) Hopeless Facts:-

destined myself to P O O R HouseW.I.F.E. CO.LTD., --W(ash).I(ron).F(uck).E(tc).

ps. excuse me folks, now washing time --will be right back!!

GFB *sobbing*

[RedEyeSnake]

I know Ning, Gentleman Scamp's Ning, she is not what she tells him she is and I also know a few other facts about her that are useless to share with him since he loves her.

yeh right!

nice one mate

are you a troll?

I agree, Dave, sounding like Begs now. Just wanting to say that when somebody is in love, it is no point telling him/her about her/his partner, he /she will not listen.

GS was just an example and I sincerily hope the wrong one.

By the way, I know nothing about her that deserves criticism, just as I told GS, work and love and more work and love from him...

[stumonster]

my favourite website is ...NO...

[igotworms]

Sharks don't eat the Irish, it's mostly Australians.

[Darknight]

The world smallest mammal is the bumblebee bat of Thailand, weighing less than a penny

The official name for the city of Bangkok, Thailand is "Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit" or just "Krung thep" for short meaning "City of Angels." (or boom boom tep)

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.

A dog in Bangkok says bahk-bahk.

A dog in East Africa says woo-woo.

A dog in Japan says wan-wan.

A dog in Russia says gahf-gahft.

[Darknight]

White elephants were rare even in Siam (the modern Thailand). If you found one the emperor automatically owned it and you couldn't harm it. When the emperor wanted to punish someone, he gave him or her a white elephant as a "gift." They couldn't ride it or work it, but they still had to take care of it and clean up after it. And you know what elephants do besides eat. So the gift was useless. Hence the expression.

[penzman]

I have 10 fingers! Never seen them fing...

[yok yawng]

• The telescope on Mount Palomar, California, can see a distance of 7,038,835,200,000,000,000,000 miles.

• The U.S.S.R. captured the first photo of the moon taken from space in 1959. The image was of the dark side of the moon.

• Soviet Luna 2 becomes the first spacecraft to reach the Moon in 1959.

• Soviet Luna 9 makes the first soft landing on the Moon in 1966.

• July 20, 1969, U.S. Apollo 11 astronaut Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to walk on the Moon.

• Astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot

• December 1972, U.S. astronaut Eugene Cernan becomes the last person to set foot on the Moon.

[yok yawng]

• On August 12, 1895, Minnie Dean became the first woman to be hanged in New Zealand. Her crime was "baby farming." She would adopt unwanted babies for a certain fee and then dispose of them, a "service" she began in 1889. The police caught on to Minnie after six years, and she was found to be most certainly guilty when they dug up three bodies of infants in her flower garden.

[yok yawng]

• Mr. Spock's blood type was T-Negative.

• On the cartoon show 'The Jetsons,' Jane is 33 years old and her daughter Judy is 15.

• The Simpsons live at 714 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield

[meadish_sweetball]

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

You did no mention the hypothetical speed at which they walk, which should be relevant to this statement.

A dog in Bangkok says bahk-bahk.

He most certainly does not, he says ฮ่ง ฮ่ง , just ask any Thai.

A dog in East Africa says woo-woo.

A dog in Japan says wan-wan.

A dog in Russia says gahf-gahft.

An Russian osteopath's dog says 'graft graft'.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

The giant squid is the only animal that won't implode in space.

[Pink Mist]

You always find what you are looking for in the very last place you look.

because when you find it you stop looking

[Pink Mist]

What a wonderfull device the "Thermos Flask" is.

It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!

How does it know???

[penzman]

What a wonderfull device the "Thermos Flask" is.

It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!

How does it know???

It doesn't know, it just doesn't care...

[jayenram]

An average man's nose hair grows 2 metres long during his lifetime.

Maybe I should platt mine.

[RamdomChances]

My wifes hair is black and she's got brown eyes

[davethailand]

funnily enough, so has mine

[penzman]

This is not a smilie!!! --->

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Approximatly an hour after eating my breakfast, a poo comes out of my bottom.

[Gazza]

Approximatly an hour after eating my breakfast, a poo comes out of my bottom.

In that case don't eat live crabs. Cook them first.

[igotworms]

Approximatly an hour after eating my breakfast, a poo comes out of my bottom.

I hope it lands in a toilet or you still at the table? Quite shocking.

[igotworms]

My wifes hair is black and she's got brown eyes

Wait a second...does she drive a honda wave? Sounds a lot like my gf! Jesus, she's hasn't been around lately...

[Totster]

The giant squid is the only animal that won't implode in space.

Prove it.....!

totster

[RDN]

The giant squid is the only animal that won't implode in space.

Prove it.....!

totster

Er.. won't they all explode? Anyway, Toxin's astronaut can prove it, if you can wait ten years.

[RDN]

You always find what you are looking for in the very last place you look.

because when you find it you stop looking

OK clever clogs ! But can you explain why penzman's fingers won't fing? Mine are finging all the time, can't stop 'em...