Nonsense, I can hang with just about anyone, you included, Patrick.  We could even bring Steven along to help us pull some hags. 

I may hold you to that Heng. Watch it.

But I doubt hags is what Steven'll be lookin at.

Of course. I'm assuming Steve is a pretty boy who will draw them in for the kill, all the while sipping from his pink umbrella drink.

The Pink umbrella may be his preference.....Oh well.

Umbrellas in Thailand are a hindrance in themselves when it rains...

Heh heh heh... Heng and Pat and Me.... now THAT would be a surreal evening...

any mixed drink is ok for me, though I'll take beer in a pinch! And I'll bring in the faghag girls for YOU guys to date, as long as Pat throws me any of those gays who're after looking at his shlong!

I know what you mean about the umbrella hindrance, Pat- sometimes when I'm walking along I just hold up my hands at eye level so they won't poke me in the eyes walking along- no spatial depth perception at all.

"Steven"

No wonder there are opticians on every street corner here.

Another hindrance: Busy supermarkets with only ONE checkout open and a family with enough food for an army in front of you. ######!

No wonder there are opticians on every street corner here...

But a lot of Thais won't wear glasses because "they have no nose" - my g/f's words, not mine

"they have no nose"

How do they smell?

"they have no nose"

How do they smell?

They smell bloody awful!

I know it's an oldie but it's worth at least a groan.

"they have no nose"

How do they smell?

They smell bloody awful!

I know it's an oldie but it's worth at least a groan.

OK: Groan!

That blind disabled singer being led slowly thru most markets causing major tailbacks can take the piss sometimes.

What'smy status wolfie?

eh?

I am suddenly unable to read threads because an admin pop up says I don't have permission.

Well?

I can see nothing unusual with your account.

Please clear down your cookies, delete temporary internet files and try again.

Should you encounter any further difficulties please post a thread in the forum support desk, or Pm myself directly.

Wolfie

Bad Boy Moderator, Lock Trigger happy today.

Will try.

It is full moon again!

It is full moon again!

What's that gotta do with the price of fish?

This was meant for Wolfie, but your posts came in faster than mine.

Look at wolfie's avatar and the last sentence he posted....

Since you've asked:

...and your last batch of postings.

Wolfie

Bad Boy Moderator, Lock Trigger happy today.

Hair trigger today!!

Got hindered big time on the skytrain today...just wanted to pop my head out and see if my train was coming only to be whistled at by security....whistle happy bastards!

Bl00dy Krung Thai ATM machines! Always telling me "Communication Error", and then I go to another bank's ATM machine, and it works perfectly. Da.mn you, Krung Thai!

Bl00dy Krung Thai ATM machines! Always telling me "Communication Error", and then I go to another bank's ATM machine, and it works perfectly. Da.mn you, Krung Thai!

SCB is so, so, so much worse I'm afraid. Want cash beyond 10:30pm most nights? Fhuggedaboutit!

Bangkok Bank can be 'moody' with my card, works one day, then another day "Communication error"