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Crabbier Than a $2 Tart’s Nickers [] What’s Got You in a Twist, Love?
Now I don’t mean to be rude lads, but some of you lot out there are walkin’ round Thailand lookin’ like someone’s just nicked your last Isan sausage and farted in your banana shake. Miserable faces, short fuses, and grumblin’ like the green curry been made without chili. So I gotta ask… is this lot as crabby as a $2 tart’s knickers, or what? You know the ones I mean. Them blokes sat on a bar stool at noon, arms folded, scowlin’ into their Singha like it just insulted their mum. Or the ones marchin’ through Big C like they’re leadin’ a protest against cheap shampoo and loud flip-flops. Always moanin’, about the weather, the girls, the food, the traffic, the other foreigners, the government, the visas, the heat, the taxes. Mate, if life’s that miserable, maybe Thailand ain’t the problem… maybe it’s just you? Look, I get it mates. We all have our days. Maybe you got overcharged on a taxi ride. Maybe your regular massage bird’s ghosted you for a bloke with a motorbike, a fatter wallet, and slightly more hair. Maybe you ordered fried rice and they gave you fried lice, it happens bruv. But lighten up, yeah? You’re in paradise, innit. There’s a cold bevy in every direction, and at least four tarts in arms length ready to call you “P’Daddy” if you just smile halfway convincin’. We didn’t come all this way to sulk, did we? You wanna be miserable, book a Ryanair flight and stand in the passport queue at Stansted for six hours. That’s proper misery. Out here, we should all be laughin’ more, flirtin’ badly, sweatin’ freely, and enjoyin’ life even when it smells vaguely of sewage and grilled squid. So cheer up, lads. You ain’t stuck in traffic on the M25. You’re sweatin’ on the streets in the tropics with your comfy sandals and your dignity half intact. That’s livin’, innit? So go grab a cold one, crack a smile, and for the love of Chang, get those metaphorical knickers unbunched. -
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Free Speech Lives, Democrat Authoritarianism Slapped Down
Awww, 32 minutes and not a single thumbs-down!😪 While we're on the subject of spreaders of manure on social media I found the following pretty hilarious. After at least 3 rounds of MAGA lobotomization of Grok it still comes back strong. Musk must be having a hissy fit for the ages! -
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MAGA Burning their hats
Do you think Wikipedia is notoriously left leaning? Cant answer that? -
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Do western men know their worth?
Reddit is awful..how could you think i use that -
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Have You Met Foreigners in Thailand Who Talk Big, But Live Small?
Better to talk small live big
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