A young man wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend's birthday. They hadn't been

going out very long so he thought long and hard before remembering that on their last couple of dates she had complained that her hands were cold.

He decided that a pair of gloves might be appropriate. Not too personal but,

nonetheless thoughtful. Accompanied by his girlfriends sister, they went to Harrods and thev bought a stylish pair of cream coloured leather gloves.

At the same time the sister bought a pair of knickers and they both asked for their

purchases to be gift wrapped. Unfortunately, the shop assistant mixed the items up

and the guy left with the gift wrapped knickers and the girlfriends sister left with the gloves.

The boyfriend, without checking his package decided to deliver his present in person, but when he arrived at his girlfriends house she wasn't in. Instead he posted the present through her front door accompanied by the following note:-

Happy Birthday darling, I hope you like these. I chose them because I noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evenings. Had it not been for your sister, I'd have chosen long ones with white buttons, but she wears short ones and they are easier to pull off.

I was worried because they're a delicate shade but the shop assistant showed me the pair she's worn for the past 3 weeks and they're hardly soiled at all. I had her try on yours and though a little tight, they looked really smart. She said that the material helps keep her ring clean and shiny, and in fact she hasn't had to wash it since wearing them. I wish you had been there so I could've put them on for you myself as no doubt many hands will come in contact with them before I see you again.

Just think how many times I'll hold them in my hand over the coming year. When you take them off, remember to blow into them as they will be a little damp from wearing. I hope you'll wear them for me on Friday night.

p .s.

The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

That´s good... Very good!

cheers