Who can beat this muppet?

Last night I stood up from my armchair, stretched and sliced my thumb via the overhead fan. It's only been there 4 years (the fan).

Thanks to my dad-in-law some magic stopped the bleeding amazingly fast. Today I have had unguent from crushed tomato leaves and other seeds on my wound and it is healing well. (I trust...)

What should I do tomorrow?

Wheelie my 125 Dream and crack my skull? Drown in beer? Breathe-in this clean air too fast in (compared to Bangkok) and get the bends?

Answers on a postcard...

Well, don't go opening any coconuts, you'll be liable to impale yourself on the blade

Ouch!!

We had a gekko lose his grip and contact the fan, not pretty

In order to remove the requirement for further experimentation Mythbusters have done the tests for you http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2004/12/mythbus...asty_astro.html