ozzydom Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Mary had just got married and, being a traditional Scottish bride, > (work with me here!!) she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, they were staying at her mother's house, and she was very nervous. > > Her mother reassured her; "Don't worry, Mary, Jock,s a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be here making the mince." > > So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Jock took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. > > Mary ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mum, Mum, Jock,s got a big hairy chest." > > "Don't worry, Mary," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. > > When she got up in the bedroom, Jock took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Mary ran downstairs to her mother. "Mum, Mum, Jock took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" > > "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Jock,s a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you So, up she went again. > > When she got there, Jock took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Mary saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mum, Mum, Jock,s got a foot and a half! > > "Stay here lass and stir this mince." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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