Air Hostess

[ozzydom]

A man was sitting in the bar at Mascot Terminal

and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself:

'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air hostess. I wonder

which airline she works for. '

'I still call Australia home' he says to her. She pulled away from him & gave an ice cold glare.

'Obviously not with QANTAS'. He thought.

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta

Airline slogan, 'Love to fly and it shows?'

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to

himself:' Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta.'

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head, so he leaned

towards her again and said, 'Something special in the air?'

She gave him the same confused look, and he mentally kicked himself,watching Singapore Airlines off the list.

He thought 'Perhaps she works for Thai Airways...' and

said, 'Smooth as Silk?'

This time the woman turned on him and said, 'What the F*** do

you want?'

The man smiled, slumped back in his chair, and said 'Ahhhhh, Jetstar!'