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Scouser walked into the local DSS office, marched straight up to the counter and said "I'm lookin' for a job.".

The man behind the counter replied

"Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter.

You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided.

Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary is ?30,000 a year.".

The Scouser said "Nah, you're bullshittin' me!".

The man behind the counter said "Well you started it !".

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