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CLYDE the skater died in a fire and was badly burnt. The morgue needed someone to identify the body.

So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.

They went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clyde said: "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."

So the mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said: "Nope, it ain't Clyde."

The mortician asked: "How can you tell?" Zeke said. "Well, Clyde had two <deleted>."

"What? He had two <deleted>?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two <deleted>. Every time we went to town, folks would say: "Here comes Clyde with them two <deleted>

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