A man was in a long line at Tesco. As he got to the Checkout he

> >> realized he had forgotten to get con*doms, so he asked the checkout

> >> girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

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> >> She asked, "What size con*doms?"

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> >> The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his

> >> pants. He did.She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and

> >> called over the intercom, "One box of large con*doms, Checkout 5."

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> >> The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of

> >> us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the Checkout, he

> >> told

>the

> >> checker that he too had forgotten to get con*doms, and asked if she

> >> could have some brought to the register for him.

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> >> She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She

> >> askedhim to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel,

> >> picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized con*doms,

> >> Checkout

>5."

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> >> A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had

>seen

> >> was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with

> >> alive female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the

>Checkout

> >> he told the checker he needed some con*doms.

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> >> She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him

> >> to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave

> >> him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

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> >> (you'll love this one...................)

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> >> "Cleaner to, Register 5"