Boater Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 A man was in a long line at Tesco. As he got to the Checkout he > >> realized he had forgotten to get con*doms, so he asked the checkout > >> girl if she could have some brought up to the register. > >> > >> She asked, "What size con*doms?" > >> > >> The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his > >> pants. He did.She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and > >> called over the intercom, "One box of large con*doms, Checkout 5." > >> > >> The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of > >> us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the Checkout, he > >> told >the > >> checker that he too had forgotten to get con*doms, and asked if she > >> could have some brought to the register for him. > >> > >> She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She > >> askedhim to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, > >> picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized con*doms, > >> Checkout >5." > >> > >> > >> A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had >seen > >> was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with > >> alive female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the >Checkout > >> he told the checker he needed some con*doms. > >> > >> She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him > >> to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave > >> him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said... > >> > >> > >> > >> (you'll love this one...................) > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> "Cleaner to, Register 5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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