Flying The Friendly Skies

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave

the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your

captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your

destination."

Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her

right? Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I

understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know

what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it

the cock pit. Now it's the box office."