I Came For The Sex, But Stayed For The ...

[Jingthing]

Now we all know that many are attracted to Thailand for its famed sexual pleasures.

But anything gets boring with overexposure (pun intended) so if you came to Thailand for the sex, what keeps you here?

I will start off with a few to give the idea:

I came for the sex, but stayed for the sex (OK, so that is is taken already)

I came for the sex, but stayed for the vinyl sofas

I came for the sex, but stayed for the overpriced wine

Now, its your turn.

I came for the sex, but stayed for the FILL IN THE BLANK

Edited November 6, 2008 by Jingthing

[pampal]

I came for the sex, but stayed for the temples

[Goyave]

I came for the sex, but stayed for the brothels...

More seriously, I stayed mainly because of the cost-of-living (including many kinds of expenses).

[suegha]

I'm surprised that 'I stayed for the spicy food' has not been used yet!

[phaethon]

I came for the sex, but stayed for the antibiotics.

[jdinasia]

I didn't come for the sex, but I stay for the scintillating topics brought up by the sex-pats!

[Jingthing]

I didn't come for the sex, but I stay for the scintillating topics brought up by the sex-pats!

Weirdo! Just kidding. I guess I have to do another one now.

I came for the sex, but stayed for the coups ...

[RakJungTorlae]

I left this country for the sex but cum back for the Booze~!!!!

[pampal]

I came for the sex, but stayed for the be beaches

[fred2007]

Sex? what is that? I came here because I married a beautiful girl and she does not even like sex so I stayed just for the cheap beer

[Jingthing]

Sex? what is that? I came here because I married a beautiful girl and she does not even like sex so I stayed just for the cheap beer

You took the express lane, I reckon ....

Anyway, the rule of this thread is you've got to do one of these every time, so here is another:

I came for the sex, but stayed for the Mama noodles

Edited November 7, 2008 by Jingthing

[Goyave]

I came for the sex, but stayed for the beaches

Just noticed the typo.

I came for the sex, but stayed for the bitches

Fixed! No don't thank me, it was nothing...

[dingdongrb]

I came for the sex and stayed for the somtam........ Not really....

I came for the sex and stayed for a sex change.....

[Goyave]

I came for the sex and stayed for the somtam........ Not really....

I came for the sex and stayed for a sex change.....

You want to have a bigger one?

[Lite Beer]

I came for the sex. But stayed for the Exchange Rate to drop.

[adjan jb]

I came for the sex and stayed for the orgasms

[TexasRanger]

I came for the sex and stayed for the jealous disapproving stares from ugly overweight farang birds who wish they were half as slim as my wife.

[phaethon]

... who wish they were half as slim as my wife.

So your wife is twice as fat as the farangs want to be...

Might want to rephrase that before the divorce procedings get under way

[TexasRanger]

... who wish they were half as slim as my wife.

So your wife is twice as fat as the farangs want to be...

Might want to rephrase that before the divorce procedings get under way

I never was one for that there book learnin' Just for the record, Mrs Ranger is slim, my motto never to date a woman you can't carry out of a burning building over one shoulder (leaving the other hand free for your porn collection)....

[eek]

I came for the sex and stayed for the jealous disapproving stares from ugly overweight farang birds who wish they were half as slim as my wife.

ho hum, may we have a trumpet call broken record on repeat, to announce the first of the bitter and twisted brigade...?

[eek]

Didnt come for the sex, but might be staying because of it.

[TexasRanger]

I came for the sex and stayed for the jealous disapproving stares from ugly overweight farang birds who wish they were half as slim as my wife.

ho hum, may we have a trumpet call broken record on repeat, to announce the first of the bitter and twisted brigade...?

Don't put yourself down luv.

[tattoodrob]

i came for the sex and stayed so i could come and come again!!

i came for the sex and stayed for the intellectual conversation with the thai ladies

i came for the sex and stayed coz my visa run out and so did my money so im stuck here...ooops

i came for the sex and stayed because of th great tv shows here

i came for the sex and stayed as i still have some money left in the bank...just

i came for the sex and stayed as got hooked on yabba

ok enough?

[phaethon]

I came for the sex and stayed for the boinnnng noises on the telly.

[Jingthing]

i came for the sex and stayed so i could come and come again!!

i came for the sex and stayed for the intellectual conversation with the thai ladies

i came for the sex and stayed coz my visa run out and so did my money so im stuck here...ooops

i came for the sex and stayed because of th great tv shows here

i came for the sex and stayed as i still have some money left in the bank...just

i came for the sex and stayed as got hooked on yabba

ok enough?

Showoff! Great ones though.

I came for the sex but stayed for the extensions of stay (I like to play games with low payed people in uniforms)

Edited November 7, 2008 by Jingthing

[tattoodrob]

i came for the sex and stayed so i could come and come again!!

i came for the sex and stayed for the intellectual conversation with the thai ladies

i came for the sex and stayed coz my visa run out and so did my money so im stuck here...ooops

i came for the sex and stayed because of th great tv shows here

i came for the sex and stayed as i still have some money left in the bank...just

i came for the sex and stayed as got hooked on yabba

ok enough?

Showoff! Great ones though.

I came for the sex but stayed for the extensions of stay (I like to play games with low payed people in uniforms)

thanks.

im not sure theyre so low paid as there always on extra tea money somehow.

i came for sex and stayed as i really wanted to be a volunteer policeman and pretend i got some power

i came for sex and stayed as i had only got blow jobs in soi 6

i came fo sex and stayed as found beer was cheap too......heaven

i came for sex and stayed as police took all my money in some undercover sting operation

i came for sex and stayed as 5 star hospital got all my money after a small road accident

i came for sex and stayed as after 15 years of no sex i actually got some

i came for sex and stayed as farang wife was waiting for me at home

i came for sex and stayed as i jumped off a condo heartbroken and splatted and sawang couldnt scrape me all up

i came for sex and stayed as got tied into a 3 yr lease on a bar and run out of cash

i came for sex and stayed as i found out i am really sexy despite having one leg,no teeth, obese with a bald head at 70 yrs old

i came for sex and stayed as felt sorry for the thai girls who only had 3 sponsors,2 houses,1 condo ,a real rolex,2 rai of beachfront land,30 baht of thai gold,a honda jazz ,3 mill in the bank and only got an income of 100 k baht per month........poor things need help

ok enough? i could go on for ever,but gotta stop for a sex break

[phaethon]

Julius Caesar on his first, little publicised, trip to Bangkok:

veni, vidi, viagra

[kangeroo]

i came for sex but found i spent more time in front of a ATM than having sex .

[Jingthing]

Julius Caesar on his first, little publicised, trip to Bangkok:

veni, vidi, viagra

Or the translated Pattaya version:

I came, I saw, I married a prostitute and bought her a villa

Anyway

I came for the sex but stayed hoping the baht would weaken

Edited November 7, 2008 by Jingthing

[adjan jb]

Julius Caesar on his first, little publicised, trip to Bangkok:

veni, vidi, viagra

Best post of the week!