Jingthing Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 (edited) Now we all know that many are attracted to Thailand for its famed sexual pleasures. But anything gets boring with overexposure (pun intended) so if you came to Thailand for the sex, what keeps you here? I will start off with a few to give the idea: I came for the sex, but stayed for the sex (OK, so that is is taken already) I came for the sex, but stayed for the vinyl sofas I came for the sex, but stayed for the overpriced wine Now, its your turn. I came for the sex, but stayed for the FILL IN THE BLANK Edited November 6, 2008 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I came for the sex, but stayed for the temples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goyave Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I came for the sex, but stayed for the brothels... More seriously, I stayed mainly because of the cost-of-living (including many kinds of expenses). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'm surprised that 'I stayed for the spicy food' has not been used yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaethon Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I came for the sex, but stayed for the antibiotics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdinasia Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I didn't come for the sex, but I stay for the scintillating topics brought up by the sex-pats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 I didn't come for the sex, but I stay for the scintillating topics brought up by the sex-pats! Weirdo! Just kidding. I guess I have to do another one now. I came for the sex, but stayed for the coups ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I left this country for the sex but cum back for the Booze~!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex, but stayed for the be beaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred2007 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Sex? what is that? I came here because I married a beautiful girl and she does not even like sex so I stayed just for the cheap beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 (edited) Sex? what is that? I came here because I married a beautiful girl and she does not even like sex so I stayed just for the cheap beer You took the express lane, I reckon .... Anyway, the rule of this thread is you've got to do one of these every time, so here is another: I came for the sex, but stayed for the Mama noodles Edited November 7, 2008 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goyave Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex, but stayed for the beaches Just noticed the typo. I came for the sex, but stayed for the bitches Fixed! No don't thank me, it was nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex and stayed for the somtam........ Not really.... I came for the sex and stayed for a sex change..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goyave Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex and stayed for the somtam........ Not really....I came for the sex and stayed for a sex change..... You want to have a bigger one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lite Beer Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex. But stayed for the Exchange Rate to drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adjan jb Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex and stayed for the orgasms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasRanger Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex and stayed for the jealous disapproving stares from ugly overweight farang birds who wish they were half as slim as my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaethon Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 ... who wish they were half as slim as my wife. So your wife is twice as fat as the farangs want to be... Might want to rephrase that before the divorce procedings get under way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasRanger Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 ... who wish they were half as slim as my wife. So your wife is twice as fat as the farangs want to be... Might want to rephrase that before the divorce procedings get under way I never was one for that there book learnin' Just for the record, Mrs Ranger is slim, my motto never to date a woman you can't carry out of a burning building over one shoulder (leaving the other hand free for your porn collection).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex and stayed for the jealous disapproving stares from ugly overweight farang birds who wish they were half as slim as my wife. ho hum, may we have a trumpet call broken record on repeat, to announce the first of the bitter and twisted brigade...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Didnt come for the sex, but might be staying because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasRanger Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex and stayed for the jealous disapproving stares from ugly overweight farang birds who wish they were half as slim as my wife. ho hum, may we have a trumpet call broken record on repeat, to announce the first of the bitter and twisted brigade...? Don't put yourself down luv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoodrob Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 i came for the sex and stayed so i could come and come again!! i came for the sex and stayed for the intellectual conversation with the thai ladies i came for the sex and stayed coz my visa run out and so did my money so im stuck here...ooops i came for the sex and stayed because of th great tv shows here i came for the sex and stayed as i still have some money left in the bank...just i came for the sex and stayed as got hooked on yabba ok enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaethon Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I came for the sex and stayed for the boinnnng noises on the telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 (edited) i came for the sex and stayed so i could come and come again!!i came for the sex and stayed for the intellectual conversation with the thai ladies i came for the sex and stayed coz my visa run out and so did my money so im stuck here...ooops i came for the sex and stayed because of th great tv shows here i came for the sex and stayed as i still have some money left in the bank...just i came for the sex and stayed as got hooked on yabba ok enough? Showoff! Great ones though. I came for the sex but stayed for the extensions of stay (I like to play games with low payed people in uniforms) Edited November 7, 2008 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoodrob Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 i came for the sex and stayed so i could come and come again!!i came for the sex and stayed for the intellectual conversation with the thai ladies i came for the sex and stayed coz my visa run out and so did my money so im stuck here...ooops i came for the sex and stayed because of th great tv shows here i came for the sex and stayed as i still have some money left in the bank...just i came for the sex and stayed as got hooked on yabba ok enough? Showoff! Great ones though. I came for the sex but stayed for the extensions of stay (I like to play games with low payed people in uniforms) thanks. im not sure theyre so low paid as there always on extra tea money somehow. i came for sex and stayed as i really wanted to be a volunteer policeman and pretend i got some power i came for sex and stayed as i had only got blow jobs in soi 6 i came fo sex and stayed as found beer was cheap too......heaven i came for sex and stayed as police took all my money in some undercover sting operation i came for sex and stayed as 5 star hospital got all my money after a small road accident i came for sex and stayed as after 15 years of no sex i actually got some i came for sex and stayed as farang wife was waiting for me at home i came for sex and stayed as i jumped off a condo heartbroken and splatted and sawang couldnt scrape me all up i came for sex and stayed as got tied into a 3 yr lease on a bar and run out of cash i came for sex and stayed as i found out i am really sexy despite having one leg,no teeth, obese with a bald head at 70 yrs old i came for sex and stayed as felt sorry for the thai girls who only had 3 sponsors,2 houses,1 condo ,a real rolex,2 rai of beachfront land,30 baht of thai gold,a honda jazz ,3 mill in the bank and only got an income of 100 k baht per month........poor things need help ok enough? i could go on for ever,but gotta stop for a sex break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaethon Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Julius Caesar on his first, little publicised, trip to Bangkok: veni, vidi, viagra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kangeroo Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 i came for sex but found i spent more time in front of a ATM than having sex . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 (edited) Julius Caesar on his first, little publicised, trip to Bangkok:veni, vidi, viagra Or the translated Pattaya version: I came, I saw, I married a prostitute and bought her a villa Anyway I came for the sex but stayed hoping the baht would weaken Edited November 7, 2008 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adjan jb Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Julius Caesar on his first, little publicised, trip to Bangkok:veni, vidi, viagra Best post of the week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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