Right then...

How many roads must a man walk down.......before you call him a man?

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady

Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?

Why can't I be you?

When will I see you again?

When will I see you again?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

When will I see you again?

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Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

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You missed the profanity.

Did you know that "Pictures of Lily" was banned by the BBC because it was considered to encourage w*nking? Who needed any encouragement?

Why do birds... suddenly appear... every time... you are near?

"Steven"

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Cuz..just like me...they want to be....close to you....

hehehe couldn't resist.....

I know why skinheads got their name and rockers as well . Why were mods called mods?

how are pool balls made?

The same way as billiard balls

how are pool balls made?

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When you first get into a cold swimming pool

how are pool balls made?

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When you first get into a cold swimming pool

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Some oldies:

Where does the "white" go when snow melts ?

Why do Alaska and Hawaii have "inter-state" highways ?

Why do we park in "driveways", and drive on "parkways" ?

Why do birds... suddenly appear... every time... you are near?

"Steven"

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If it's vultures then you really need to take care of yourself better.

cv

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Love the comeback...

Hey, Why doesn´t it matter if you´re black or whitë?

What´s a loud whisper?

If a katoey jumps on my back, do I leave him on or pull him off?

If a katoey jumps on my back, do I leave him on or pull him off?

Good one Mac, I had to read that a couple of times before I understood it.

If a katoey jumps on my back, do I leave him on or pull him off?

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Good one Mac, I had to read that a couple of times before I understood it.

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Gazza, you must be the tallest person in Thai TV because it must have gone over every one elses head.

Or its just not funny or witty enough for more replys

My Ol' man used to say that if I picked my nose too much, the top of my head would cave in.

Is this true or have I been misinformed for the last 45 years?

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No, it's quite true.

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Can't be true - how many Thai's have you seen with a caved in head that haven't had a bike accident recently??

How do they make talcum powder?

A swarm of talcum flies, a net, a stone, a hammer, a whole lot of patience.

cv

No , no no . They get some talc and grind it up .