well good to see that its not just me that cant get the english humour

apparently you guys dont get my thai sense of humour either

Well being English, we wouldn't would we - must have had American (or MiG) humour (sorry humor) transplants or something.

I actually find the Thai and English sense of humour very similar. Excepting those infernal dta lohk shows on TV.

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When i used to go to football and Newcastle were totally sh7t with no prospect of ever getting better it seemed as if it was more for the laugh and the piss take and people widely accepted the sh7t, but as soon as they started getting good it was all taken too seriously and less people (not all) could accept a bit of piss take or losing for that matter without going over the top.

You have to be very old to remmber when newcastle were any good

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When i used to go to football and Newcastle were totally sh7t with no prospect of ever getting better it seemed as if it was more for the laugh and the piss take and people widely accepted the sh7t, but as soon as they started getting good it was all taken too seriously and less people (not all) could accept a bit of piss take or losing for that matter without going over the top.

You have to be very old to remmber when newcastle were any good

We were good (too watch) with Keegan, Beardsley, Waddle and Gascoigne (Gazza after Keegan), not many people have had that quality in their team ..... and very good mid 90s up until about 2003 or whenever Senial Bobby was sacked.

So long as theyre very good v the yids tomorrow that'll do me, Viduka's been off the pies for a couple of days, Bartons out of rehab, Obafemi Martins is thinking of getting out of bed and Steven Taylors back with his do or get sent off tackles .... i was about to write that would give us a good chance but then thought better of it.

Spurs are fairly lightweight so long as we kick them off the park we should get a point.

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When i used to go to football and Newcastle were totally sh7t with no prospect of ever getting better it seemed as if it was more for the laugh and the piss take and people widely accepted the sh7t, but as soon as they started getting good it was all taken too seriously and less people (not all) could accept a bit of piss take or losing for that matter without going over the top.

You have to be very old to remmber when newcastle were any good

We were good (too watch) with Keegan, Beardsley, Waddle and Gascoigne (Gazza after Keegan), not many people have had that quality in their team ..... and very good mid 90s up until about 2003 or whenever Senial Bobby was sacked.

So long as theyre very good v the yids tomorrow that'll do me, Viduka's been off the pies for a couple of days, Bartons out of rehab, Obafemi Martins is thinking of getting out of bed and Steven Taylors back with his do or get sent off tackles .... i was about to write that would give us a good chance but then thought better of it.

Spurs are fairly lightweight so long as we kick them off the park we should get a point.

Fingers crossed...

Banter is part of football. I love it (although being a City fan, i suppose i've had little choice)

And i often like to concentrate my efforts on the smacked ar5es who sulk when they lose. Taking the urine out of them is indeed a pleasure.

if its in the appropriate place and the right time , than as you say its part of football.

if its in the appropriate place and the right time , than as you say its part of football.

Bwahahaha

So what one did you vite for then ??

if its in the appropriate place and the right time , than as you say its part of football.

Bwahahaha

Translation please.

if its in the appropriate place and the right time , than as you say its part of football.

define this please?

for example, today would be a good day for Evertonions to take a dig at us no?

if its in the appropriate place and the right time , than as you say its part of football.

Bwahahaha

Translation please.

Translation = Check the T*ttenham Thread, the last few Posts they were saying i was " nasty " etc & make your own mind up...

if its in the appropriate place and the right time , than as you say its part of football.

Bwahahaha

Translation please.

Translation = Check the T*ttenham Thread, the last few Posts they were saying i was " nasty " etc & make your own mind up...

have done my due diligence and now understand

if its in the appropriate place and the right time , than as you say its part of football.

define this please?

for example, today would be a good day for Evertonions to take a dig at us no?

Indeed it would

And any other team for that matter

if its in the appropriate place and the right time , than as you say its part of football.

define this please?

for example, today would be a good day for Evertonions to take a dig at us no?

Indeed it would

And any other team for that matter

Bah Hamburg!

On that note, I think I will go over to the Huntsmen and order a Hamburg er for lunch. Perhaps tonight I will fire up the bbq and cook up 3/2 hamburg ers for the mrs and I.

if its in the appropriate place and the right time , than as you say its part of football.

define this please?

for example, today would be a good day for Evertonions to take a dig at us no?

Indeed it would

And any other team for that matter

Bah Hamburg!

On that note, I think I will go over to the Huntsmen and order a Hamburg er for lunch. Perhaps tonight I will fire up the bbq and cook up 3/2 hamburg ers for the mrs and I.

Hamburgers are too fattening. I'll stick to "Toffees"

BJ, hope you shake all that sand out of your head before you get to Bangkok in a next week or so. While your sense of humour may go down well with the camel crowd and no doubt placing you in high regard with the bedowan clans, sheiks and sheikas, us sophisticated BKK folk that hang out / have been seen a pubs in and around soi 23 have raised our expectations in terms of humour / funniness / tasteless / sad/ banter. Please try to clean up your act before you arrive.

us sophisticated BKK folk

It's the first time I've heard anyone call you "sophisticated" james.

Oh, wait a minute, your calling it yourself.

Where is that emoticon that is rolling about on the floor and sh1tting himself with laughter, when you need it

us sophisticated BKK folk

It's the first time I've heard anyone call you "sophisticated" james.

Oh, wait a minute, your calling it yourself.

Where is that emoticon that is rolling about on the floor and sh1tting himself with laughter, when you need it

it's next to the one with the little guy with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek.

silence also says a lot about people too me thinks...

Nothing wrong with silence.

silence also says a lot about people too me thinks...

Nothing wrong with silence.

There is in certain contexts/scenario's/situations San....

Gee, is it allowed here?

It seems that the "persons we are not allowed to discuss" would be censoring it and removing comments regularly.

us sophisticated BKK folk

It's the first time I've heard anyone call you "sophisticated" james.

Oh, wait a minute, your calling it yourself.

Where is that emoticon that is rolling about on the floor and sh1tting himself with laughter, when you need it

Yes, and please leave me out of being sophisticated, I'm a country bumpkin who likes drinking cider.

Test testing testing

Test testing testing

testing one two testing...

Test testing testing

Is this supposed to be banter???

Test testing testing

Is this supposed to be banter???

Maybe a type and should have said "teasing, teasing"

Test testing testing

Is this supposed to be banter???

Maybe a type and should have said "teasing, teasing"

Must be Scottish Banter?

Must be Scottish Banter?

Sure that JS will clarify as soon as he gets out of the pub.

Must be Scottish Banter?

Sure that JS will clarify as soon as he gets out of the pub.

SO that's where he collates the weekly competition sheets, no wonder last week was <deleted> for me.

In cricket 'banter' is usually referred to as 'sledging'. Here's a good example of how it can be used to best effect and how not to react...

McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: “So what does Brian Lara’s dick taste like?” Sarwan: “I don’t know. Ask your wife.

McGrath (losing his cool): “If you ever F**king mention my wife again, I’ll F**king rip your F**ing throat out.”

If you can't take it, then don't dish it out

In cricket 'banter' is usually referred to as 'sledging'. Here's a good example of how it can be used to best effect and how not to react...

McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: “So what does Brian Lara’s dick taste like?” Sarwan: “I don’t know. Ask your wife.

McGrath (losing his cool): “If you ever F**king mention my wife again, I’ll F**king rip your F**ing throat out.”

If you can't take it, then don't dish it out

McGrath to Brandes: "Why are you so fat?"

Brandes: "Cos everytime I fuc_k your missus she give's me a biscuit."

Got to love it.