Flower Lady

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Two women were having afternoon coffee when the host's doorbell rang. The delivery boy dropped off two dozen beautiful long stem roses which pleased their recipient to no end.

"Looks like I have plans for this weekend" She said, "I'll be on my back with my legs wide open!"

Her friend was puzzled. "You don't have a vase?"

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A woman arrived at the clinic to be artificially inseminated. Upon entering the doctors office she put on her gown and lay back on the examination table with her feet in the stirrups.

When the doctor entered she was shocked to see he wasn't wearing any trousers.

"Doctor, what are you doing?" she asked.

"Oh," he replied, "I don't have anything in bottles so you'll have to settle for draft today."