This Married Couple

[AltumAngel]

This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the

marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal

shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You

foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some

special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dye makes you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man

claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he

was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try demon Man." Well, the husband, after some

badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he

slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his

wife hadn't seen in many years!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently

over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a

firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming; YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!

[saintofsilence]

there would have been trouble if the jamacian's wife was selling the shoes and the customer put them on the wrong foot

Edited May 31, 2009 by saintofsilence