No Place For Slackers

[alvino]

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.

This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a

tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is

full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you

make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and

replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's

four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around

the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did

here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the workers mutters, "Pizza

delivery guy from Domino's."