Having Sex With A Dead Woman

A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia... having sex with a dead woman.

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing."

Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

#1. It's none of your ###### business;

#2. She was my wife; and.....

#3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"