Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe

courts, and some orange and mango trees. The pond was properly shaped and

fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been

there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to

bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and

laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women

skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they

all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked

or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm

here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.