Lost Appetite

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like

bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and

coffee?" she asks.

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this

Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of soup,

homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like

maybe a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a

rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."