Guidelines For Meeting Thai Girls

[MrHammer]

Thanks to the OP for his well intentioned post, but this advice really only applies for places like KaoSan road clubs (Lava) and Sukhumvit 11 (Bed, Qbar).

And even then you're more likely to end up with a prostitute anyway, on her time of from the Ratchada massage parlor. PARTICULARLY if she's buying you drinks.

[Datsun240Z]

For any ladies reading this thread, take a step back and ask yourself why it is that a girl will only buy a guy a drink if she's desperate or really really likes him? Think about why it is that a girl will rarely start a conversation with a guy, and usually places all the burden of starting the conversation on him. Try to see the sex wars from the other side, and I'm sure you'll realize this kind of advice balances the playing field a bit. I'm sure you don't like it when it's printed, but when it's done right, ohhh well, you will be obsessively asking your girlfriends why it is that this guy is acting so unpredictably different from all other guys and why you can't control him like you can the other losers. It's not about ego, but self-respect.

[oddhobbes]

Thanks to the OP for his well intentioned post, but this advice really only applies for places like KaoSan road clubs (Lava) and Sukhumvit 11 (Bed, Qbar).

And even then you're more likely to end up with a prostitute anyway, on her time of from the Ratchada massage parlor. PARTICULARLY if she's buying you drinks.

Are there really cities with that kind of prostitution percentage? I've never been to the places you mention, but that sounds hard to believe (and I live in one of the prostitution meccas of Europe)... Poor rich girls.

Then again, a stripper is only a stripper when she's working for your money. If she's off and buying YOU drinks that places her more in the goddess category

More points to the OP for the strategic use of the non-offensive euphemism "Are you working?". Think about that for a while, or better yet try it and see how it works for you. How many girls you can write off in 5 minutes of talk. How many more will be instantly interested because they now know you understand what's going on...

At least in my city they sit behind a window with red lights, that makes it easier! My two cents.

[philo]

As a Professor at The Water Buffalo University I hereby regrettingly have to give Limey and oddhobbes an 'F' grade in WBS (Water Buffalo Science) 101. Please do not be disappointed - study harder, and you will succeed. Alternatively, you could get yourself a Ph.D in WBF (feces) from Khao San Institute of Advanced South East Asian Studies.

Respectfully,

Prof. philo,

WBU

[oddhobbes]

As a Professor at The Water Buffalo University I hereby regrettingly have to give Limey and oddhobbes an 'F' grade in WBS (Water Buffalo Science) 101. Please do not be disappointed - study harder, and you will succeed. Alternatively, you could get yourself a Ph.D in WBF (feces) from Khao San Institute of Advanced South East Asian Studies.

Respectfully,

Prof. philo,

WBU

As a Professor at the Another Free Cursus University (AFCU) I hereby happilly give philo an 'A' grade in AFC 101 (Analytical Functions of Cryptography, or something of the like), which is probably the one subject you'll excel at since I don't understand a word of what you're saying. But that's cool, 'cause I'm guessing we're not speaking the same language.

PS: No more participation on this thread. It breaks my Tao and doesn't improve my Thai. Best of luck

[keyjor]

I usualy end up making the elephant noises later back in my room!

Oh my. That is the best reply so far.

[ChangMaiSausage]

Sounds like a real fun guy, maybe we couild meet up limey

I imgine it creates a right old srir when he sits down at thebar and does not order a drink.

TROLL

[Datsun240Z]

How about:

" Use common sense "

[ozzieovaseas]

I cant believe you have got 39 responses from this drivel,

Oh CRAP, I realized ive just made it forty

i dont say this very often BUT....

[lannarebirth]

!

Honesty

If your not going to pay for a woman be upfront. This is basic damage control! If you dont ask that question and money doesnt get brought up theres always gonna be the chance that the next morning she may be expecting a payment. I usually just ask if shes working as soon as possible in the interaction. If she is i politely explain and excuse myself

Also since i only take a small amount of money out i just let them know that i dont have any. Its a discreet way handling that problem.. (Thats worked out extremely well for me in the past- she bought my drinks all night and paid for club entry. One time only though, and she was a great girl. Only the one time though).

I think this is where your manifesto comes up lacking. Some hookers may tell you yes they're working, some hookers may tell you no they're not. The girls you ask this of that aren't hookers will simply leave.

[wintermute]

So this guy saunters into nightclubs, doesn't order any drinks, apparently doesn't speak much thai, and makes elephant noises to random girls to get them to go home for sex? Please take video proof of this because i'm sure you can make millions with your special techniques.

[Travel2003]

I cant believe you have got 39 responses from this drivel,

Oh CRAP, I realized ive just made it forty

i dont say this very often BUT....

true

I cant believe nobody reacted to his Topic in the "Health, Body and Medicine" Forum, where he asks about dental scams.

Woww, I cant believe I wasted my 1000th post on this.

Edited August 27, 2009 by Travel2003

[sibeymai]

Ah, I now see where I've been going wrong all these years.

[Thailaw]

Reading the OP and the posts by Oddhobbes remind me of the old saying "Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Since the OP and Oddhobbes will, with the attitudes and approaches expressed, never have a partner, I expect that they both have good hands, well practiced/oiled, and used frequently. At least it won't say "no", doesn't require that you buy it a drink, and may be as intellectually stimulating as the OP's "Guidelines".

[tommybkk]

Going out with a girl and refusing her a 2.50 euro drink?

Maybe you should go for a hilltribe woman, because this doesn't sound right...

Edited September 17, 2009 by tommybkk

[Garret]

If you want to meet a lot of Thai girls or even ladyboys just superglue 1000b notes to yourself and walk down soi 4 at 11pm on a saturday...the more notes you have glued to yourself the more of them you are likley to meet.........Perhaps the OP should also advise people on sin sod, visa's and where to buy the best saphires.

[wileycoyote]

Good Fun

[Mossfinn]

It's the sub-forum for a laugh and a chat and talk about night life guys

Good One OP

[Kimera]

Yes interesting but where is Limey, I need more advise before I make ANOTHER mistake! no doubt he drowned in all that Wa- Wa- Wa-Water