Joke

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth, and the doctor

told them that he had developed an experimental machine and asked if they

would like to try it out. He explained carefully that the machine could take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the "father". Both the wife and husband thought that this was a wonderful idea and decided to give it a try.

The doctor set the knob at 10 percent for starters , explaining to the man

that 10 percent was probably more pain than he ever experienced. But, the

man was surprised at how little pain he felt and asked the doctor to turn it up a notch. The doctor turned the knob up to 20 percent and checked the husband's blood pressure, which was fine.

Amazed, the doctor turned the knob up again to 50 percent. Still feeling

nothing, the husband encouraged the doctor to give him ALL the pain. Again

dumbfounded, the doctor increased the load to 100 PERCENT!

After his wife had given birth, the man stood up, stretched a little and

helped his wife into the car, both of them feeling fine.

When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the door step.