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A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich and

the bartender brings him a sandwich.

The Koala eats the sandwich and gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol

out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, an proceeds to walk out of the

bar.

The bartender, in shock, shouts to the Koala, "hey who do you think you

are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and just where do you think your going!

The Koala replies, "Hey I'm a Koala. Look it up."

The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and

looks up Koala: "n. a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves."

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