Jackson Jokes

[jaidam]

The day when good taste died....

JACKSON JOKES!

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?

A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?

A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

> Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?

A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?

A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small

children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?

A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams

every night? A. Hanson.

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?

A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?

A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...

Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?

Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin?

Janet: No, just a pizza and video

Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?

A: Michael Jackson

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?

A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids

FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in

his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his

bedroom.

[Jockstar]

The day when good taste died....

JACKSON JOKES!

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?

A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?

A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

> Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?

A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?

A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small

children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?

A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams

every night?  A. Hanson.

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?

A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?

A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...

Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?

Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin?

Janet: No, just a pizza and video

Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?

A: Michael Jackson

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?

A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids

FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in

his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his

bedroom.

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Heres an oldie.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Saddam Husain?

Saddam pulled out off Jordan!

[TAdam]

Then there's one of my favorites . . .

Michael Jackson is the embodiment of the American Dream. He was born a poor black boy, and he's now a rich white woman.

[expatmushroom]

The Beckham family visited Neverland last year and there was a rumour that Michael Jackson had a brief affair with Victoria.

A spokesman said that this was not possible since Michael was in Brooklyn at the time.

[siamesekitty]

*groan*

[Neeranam]

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?

A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small

children. The other is used to hold groceries.

[mr_lob]

Why does Michael Jackson like Twenty Eight year olds?

Coz there's 20 of them

How do you know its midnight in Michael Jackson's house?

The big hand touches the small hand

[BabaYaga]

Knock knock

Who's There?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue Who?

Michael Jackson

(This one is also interchangable with 'Catholic Priest')

[Jai Dee]

[Thaiboxer]

You forgot this one:

Did you hear about the Michael Jackson hamburger?

45 year old meat between two twelve year old buns!

[jaidam]

Go on then,just one more!!

Whats the difference between Arthur Scargill and Michael Jackson?

Arthur hasn't seen a minors helmet in 15 years

[k20wHiTeBoI]

one more...........

why did micheal jackson get food posioning ?

he ate an eleven year old weiner