Beer Faults

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.

FAULT: Glass empty.

ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.

FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.

ACTION: Retire to gent's room, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.

FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.

ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.

FAULT: Improper bladder control.

ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about her house training. Demand beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.

FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.

ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.

FAULT: You are being carried out.

ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.

FAULT: You have fallen over backward.

ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.

FAULT: You have fallen forward.

ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.

FAULT: Bar has closed.

ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

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Most of these things have happened to me Kan. But I am not an alcoholic, coz I don't go to the meetings    

Better to openly enjoy your beer than to be

anonymous.

And yes, gentlemen drink colored drinks, I prefer the clients know you are drunk rather than to think you are stupid.

John D. President in a memo to all his V.P.s

Most of these things have happened to me Kan. But I am not an alcoholic, coz I don't go to the meetings    

Dear Good Dr. P.P.

I also do not go to the meetings, but alas Hic Hic Hurray

LOL

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Happy new Beer..

Warm regards to all