With all the farang jumpers, stabbings, over dosing, heart attacks etc. What do you reckon to opening a funeral parlour.

Sign above door will read, 'From the rave to the grave' (catchy hey )

That new motorway from the new airport will keep my xxx down

With all the farang jumpers, stabbings, over dosing, heart attacks etc. What do you reckon to opening a funeral parlour.

Sign above door will read, 'From the rave to the grave' (catchy hey  )

That new motorway from the new airport will keep my xxx down 

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We put the fun in funeral!

How about....You stab em...We salb em...?

And for the JUMPERS among you ..,

we offer a PRE PLANE-ING SPECIAL.

(groan)

With the recent spectacular Pattaya Park jump the tourist board should now promote this country as:

"Amazing Dieland!"

And the Malaysian tourist board is sure to get into the act with their super tall towers in KL:

"Malaysia

TRULY EUTHANASIA"

(groan again, even louder)

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What do you call the sound a jumper makes when he hits the ground?

The Pattaya Blatt

With all the farang jumpers, stabbings, over dosing, heart attacks etc. What do you reckon to opening a funeral parlour.

Sign above door will read, 'From the rave to the grave' (catchy hey  )

That new motorway from the new airport will keep my xxx down 

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Specially made wide coffins are available for steam roller victims.

After funeral wakes with our Special Mixed Grills at Dead Low Prices.

Pre payment plans are available, just tell us when you are planning the event and we will provide your plan. Both Short Time Plans and for the stubborn we offer a Long Time Plan with an Overnight Stay included.

Used to be a family-owned funeral home near where I grew up in Montreal named "Sansregret".