Matts Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Two women,who had been friends for years,decide to go for a girls night out,and were were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking back home,they needed to use the bathroom.They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a tombstone,or something.The first lady had nothing to dry herself with she thought she`d take off her panties,use them,then throw them away.Her friend,however,was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn`t want to ruin hers,but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves.So she dried herself with the ribbon.The next day the first woman`s husband phoned the other husband and said,"this girl`s night out thing has to stop right now,My wife came home last night without her panties" That`s nothing,said the other husband,"mine came home with a card stuck up her ass that said,FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRESTATION,WE`LL NEVER FORGET YOU... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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