The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the

trail all day.

When they stopped to take a rest,

Tonto placed his ear to the ground and listened.

"Buffalo come," remarked Tonto.

"How can you tell, Tonto?" asked the Lone Ranger.

"Face sticky."

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This one's so old it's grown whiskers:

Man goes into a bank, walks up to the information desk and says, 'I'd like to see the lone arranger please.'

Girl behind the desk replies, 'I'm sorry sir, the lone arranger isn't here but you can see Tonto if you like.'

Oh, how we laughed!