Thailand's First Survey Of Penis Sizes Launched As Part Campaign For Safe Sex

[DickFarang]

Can't comment as I'm not too familiar with Thai condoms. I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

There are Russian one, which should fit you.

Rasputin’s size ?

[Igor]

"... the exceptional man ... can still make love to any woman, providing he excites her properly..."

Yes, I am aware of the physiologic response. In fact I started to say something similar in my previous post but I didn't wish to imply you were anything less than an exciting lover.

[JusMe]

The real problem began in the initial report. There was a typo transposition.

The report: "Please note an instruction: "Please measure during erection" and "Pull the tape":

What was really meant" Please measure the tape. Pull during erection.

However long that might be.

Edited November 20, 2009 by JusMe

[eek]

Ahh the western guys are loving this thread. Nothing like a bit of ego massaging. Much like what many of the lovely Thai ladies are doing when they tell you stories about how big you are in comparison to the local men. Most men seem overly obsessed by their nether regions, and the women who like to twist you around their little fingers know that. So Mr "Handsum" Farang man, with the "oh you so big!" nether regions, why not check your egos at the door and exchange it for a little bag of reality. But, maybe thats asking too much.

[ballzafire]

"... the exceptional man ... can still make love to any woman, providing he excites her properly..."

Yes, I am aware of the physiologic response. In fact I started to say something similar in my previous post but I didn't wish to imply you were anything less than an exciting lover.

OK. Compliment acknowledged.

[LaoPo]

Ahh the western guys are loving this thread. Nothing like a bit of ego massaging. Much like what many of the lovely Thai ladies are doing when they tell you stories about how big you are in comparison to the local men. Most men seem overly obsessed by their nether regions, and the women who like to twist you around their little fingers know that. So Mr "Handsum" Farang man, with the "oh you so big!" nether regions, why not check your egos at the door and exchange it for a little bag of reality. But, maybe thats asking too much.

.....Mirror, Mirror on the wall.........does apply to some men also

LaoPo

[ballzafire]

Ahh the western guys are loving this thread. Nothing like a bit of ego massaging. Much like what many of the lovely Thai ladies are doing when they tell you stories about how big you are in comparison to the local men. Most men seem overly obsessed by their nether regions, and the women who like to twist you around their little fingers know that. So Mr "Handsum" Farang man, with the "oh you so big!" nether regions, why not check your egos at the door and exchange it for a little bag of reality. But, maybe thats asking too much.

eek,

We are just having a little fun wth this while maybe learning a thing or two at the same time. What's wrong with that?

I suppose we could start a thread about breast size and how women often seem to be preoccupied with theirs.

"Bag of reality", indeed...

Edited November 20, 2009 by ballzafire

[cognos]

Can't comment as I'm not too familiar with Thai condoms. I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

i believe you, but i wonder how many times we will get posts like this..66,000?? ( the approximate number of TV subscribers??) they have done many studies of this sort..asians are generally the smallest..then caucasions, and africans the largest..hence the saying for the "brittany spears" of the world..once you have had bl-- you don't go back..

[eek]

I didnt know women were preoccupied by their breast sizes

Of course nothing wrong with having fun, i guess its what you define as fun. It also gets kinda boring reading the same old cliche's tbh.

Sometimes i just like to have a little fun of my own by trying to give people who like to talk down about everything and anything a mirror to look into.

..and im not trying to say im anywhere near perfect either.

Anyway..its not like my little voice is gonna change anything anyway.

[zzaa09]

Ahh the western guys are loving this thread. Nothing like a bit of ego massaging. Much like what many of the lovely Thai ladies are doing when they tell you stories about how big you are in comparison to the local men. Most men seem overly obsessed by their nether regions, and the women who like to twist you around their little fingers know that. So Mr "Handsum" Farang man, with the "oh you so big!" nether regions, why not check your egos at the door and exchange it for a little bag of reality. But, maybe thats asking too much.

Compromising the truth is often difficult for us....forgive. hee hee

Edited November 20, 2009 by zzaa09

[Garry]

I haven't read all the pages, but whoever is debunking the measuring system with this tape haven't done their homework. I haven't seen the tape first hand but it would seem that the manufacturers are using a simple progressive scale to measure AVERAGE diameter of an erect penis. No male on this planet has a perfectly round penis shaft if you where hypothetically cut it in two and view the but area, its not going to be perfectly round. Make sense? I'm sure if this tape were to be layed out flat, the increments would not be exactly the same distance apart. The logic of how the tape measures makes sense to me...

[ballzafire]

I didnt know women were preoccupied by their breast sizes Of course nothing wrong with having fun, i guess its what you define as fun. It also gets kinda boring reading the same old cliche's tbh. Sometimes i just like to have a little fun of my own by trying to give people who like to talk down about everything and anything a mirror to look into. ..and im not trying to say im anywhere near perfect either. Anyway..its not like my little voice is gonna change anything anyway.

OK. Understood. Forums like this are never meant to be taken totally seriously, anyway. It's important to remember to have fun here, too, while maybe sharing a thing or two of redeemable value...

[bud7]

Lots of fun here.

On a more serious note, I believe that Thailand has followed the western models related to HIV transmission. A lot of money is poured into education efforts, and then when the statistics show that transmission rates have dropped, the funding is withdrawn/redirected, and transmission rates begin to increase. Younger generations lose out.

Studies seem to indicate that persons with the same penis size differ greatly in their opinions as to which size condoms are comfortable and preferable, and will work best for them. So a variety of sizes is necessary even in an imaginary population where everyone has the same length and girth.

Since the production and sale of condoms is generally a profit driven business like any other, it is a positive step to continue the discussion with men as to what works for them, what they would like/buy/use. Having a range of affordable condoms in various sizes seems to be the goal. For the consumer, it is important to understand that a variety of sizes exist, and that some experimentation may be necessary to find a good fit.

So efforts aimed at risk reduction may be more about condom education than about measuring penis size. There is already ample information about Thai penis size - this website being a good example of existing knowledge in that area!

Anecdotal but germane: As an expat, long-sleeve shirts made in Thailand don't fit me. I have to buy more costly imported shirts. I also cannot buy Thai made trousers off the rack and have to spring for imported pants. Such is life living abroad.

Maybe I am missing something obvious, but it seems to me that the money spent asking Thai men to measure their penises would be better spent on education about condom use and fit.

[kimamey]

Can't comment as I'm not too familiar with Thai condoms. I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

Probably you are waring them over your head .....

Best comment...Thanks for making me laugh...

GRRRR I said that first LOL

An old mad goes into the chemist and asks for some Viagra and could they cut it into quarters for him. The chemist tells him he'll never get a proper erection with a quarter of a tablet.

The old man says "Look I'm 96 and I'm way past having sex so I don't need a full erection. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.

[sassienie]

I found that the solution to over sized condoms, is to only have sex with girls that have small vaginas.

It sort of balances the whole thing out.

Edited November 20, 2009 by sassienie

[orchidlady]

I think Thai men are larger than Chinese men.

I was told by some Thai women at work that NATIVE Thai men (not mixed with Chinese) are bigger....that would support your statement.. I have no personal knowledge of this.

I would like to REQUEST that Prime Minister Abhisit, as one of his PR campaigns, be the first to demonstrate this measurement in public--"for the public good, of course". Part of supporting his health minister's project!

[losworld]

I think we may have another hub here... the "hub of hubba" or the "hub of big dicks"

[Thaitraveler]

Can't comment as I'm not too familiar with Thai condoms. I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

Probably you are waring them over your head .....

[Dakhar]

I wonder how many 'bar girls' are HIV positive? It's a concern for poor bastards like me who can't attract a normal woman and have to get sexual release with a prostitute.

Dont put yourself down, Just think of it as the cheaper option than having a wife n kids, she will divorce you sooner than later, she will take half your assets and pension and still make you pay for the kids education. So if this has happened to you, write down the figure she took you for, divide it by the number of days you were together and then smile, cos the bird you pulled/paid for yesterday was better looking and sucked for longer than your wife did and she only charged you 1,000 baht ish

Truth hurts

[Thaitraveler]

Condom sizes are based on the width size of a flat laying condom. So measure the Circumference and divide by approximately 2. Also note that a flat laying condom is smaller at the entrance end then at the middle of the condom to minimize slipping off.

[David006]

Can't comment as I'm not too familiar with Thai condoms. I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

v. funny

Laughed out loud

So how many does he order just to get one that's big enough....? I guess a GROSSE ordered from Michelin no doubt..using tyre sizing..shipped in a roll on-roll off container?

[jackr]

I still find it very uncomfortable to put them on and they easily slide off and leave them inside her.

Thanks for that. Nice to read after eating my poached egg on toast.

Seriously doubt condom size refers to penis size as 50-odd millimeters for a girth is monkey dick size, while a diameter measurement would be getting on for donkey status. The measurements could just be an arbitrary figure or more likely the size of condom needed (safe stretching coefficient) as opposed to the size of the tool it's going on.

[bonobo]

Like having a shower in a rain-coat.

Yes, but most people do not shower in toxic waste.

[tracer]

1434readers are worried about the size of the penis??? Now thats pretty big :D

Not a matter of being worried but it is useful to see what there is around even at my age...

Once I bought a condom, in Thailand, brand unknown at present, I forgot, which was a total disaster

as there was no way to get it on! Bloody thing just kept sitting on the top 3-5 cm! Normally, if I bought them, I used Durex and no complaints about breaking etc.

For the rest, are those penis sizes mentioned correct??

[losworld]

Can't comment as I'm not too familiar with Thai condoms. I have to custom order all my condoms from Africa just to get one big enough.

v. funny

Laughed out loud

So how many does he order just to get one that's big enough....? I guess a GROSSE ordered from Michelin no doubt..using tyre sizing..shipped in a roll on-roll off container?

For a while I was using the plastic wrap from sofas but I found it a bit too tight.

[junglist]

I only wish they had normal sizes here. I have to stock up every time I am in the states. I look like a sex crazed maniac coming to Thailand with boxes and boxes of condoms. Does anyone know were in Bangkok to buy normal size condoms?

Zoom in on the picture to find a hidden surprise.

[geriatrickid]

I love these urban myths about guys with a penis so large it doesn't fit into the typical condom. Well golly gee, if kids can still make water balloons and field biologists can use them as tube shields etc.r I think the typical Thai latex condom will stretch the extra few mm to accomodate you long dong silver types.

Yes there are some larger version condoms on the market, but do you want to know a secret? It's more for marketing purposes than it is for market need. Don't believe me? Look at the standards set by the various regulatory bodies. The condoms have to accomodate a range of sizes. If anything, there are complaints from some Indian health workers that the size used to set the minimums are too big. Yup, that's right, the Indian manufacturers wanted to make them smaller.

Thailand is a major manufacturer and exporter of condoms for western nations. Next time you are in a Alliance-Unichem (Boots) /Walgreens/CVS/ TESCO/ADSA pick up a box of condoms. It will most likely say Made in Thailand. My understanding is that the Thai facilities still supply most of the west. That means that the condoms sold in the west are the same as the ones in Thailand.

Oh and for all of you boys boasting about condoms falling off because your shlongs are so big, you may want to be a tad more discrete. The condom is most likely to fall off in very tight positions. The typical vagina is stretchy/pliable, assuming some of you are really with a woman and have not been confused by a Pattaya based kathoey. The zone that's usually pretty tight is the anus. Lost condoms and slippage are more often than not associated with anal intercourse. So, you manly men, shhhh or else your secret might, leak as they say.

[Bagwan]

Now for something completely different. If my todger had been half an inch smaller I could have enlisted in the WRNS. On the rare occasions that a condom was required I used a valve rubber.

At the height of the Cold War departments in the Foreign Office and the Kremlin vied to outdo each other. The Russkies came up with what they thought an interesting ploy and sent an order to the London Rubber Company for 10 million condoms, each 2 feet long and 1 foot wide. The order was completed and shipped. On the packet clearly printed were the words 'Made in the UK. Medium size'.

[Cyrano]

I I used to have to do that too but then I realized I could get the right size for me just by using those usually reserved for Thai elephants.

[Bagwan]

Thailand is a major manufacturer and exporter of condoms for western nations. Next time you are in a Alliance-Unichem (Boots) /Walgreens/CVS/ TESCO/ADSA pick up a box of condoms. It will most likely say Made in Thailand. My understanding is that the Thai facilities still supply most of the west. That means that the condoms sold in the west are the same as the ones in Thailand.

Read the facts here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durex

Thai the world's hub for rubbers? I think not.

Just a random thought - does Thailand go in for condom piracy? Are the thingies used to wrap frankfurters packaged to look like the real thing?

Edited November 21, 2009 by Bagwan