The Evolution Of A Flight Attendant

IF SHE'S BEEN FLYING FOR ONE MONTH

She blushes at dirty jokes

She wants to marry a captain

She thinks that a flight attendant's work leaves her intelligent

She reads 'What Every Girl Should Know'

She thinks all men are nice

She wears her wings with pride

IF SHE'S BEEN FLYING FOR SIX MONTHS

She smiles at dirty jokes

She wants to marry a second officer

She thinks that a flight attendant's work leaves her fairly intelligent

She reads 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'

She thinks some men are nice

She wears her wings happily

IF SHE'S BEEN FLYING FOR ONE YEAR

She laughs at dirty jokes

She wants to marry a ramp agent

She thinks that a flight attendant's work leaves her intelligent enough

She reads 'The Art of Love'

She hopes some men are nice

She wears her wings doubtfully

IF SHE'S BEEN FLYING FOR THREE YEARS

She tells dirty jokes

She wants to marry a man

She thinks that a flight attendant's work leaves her a little intelligence

She reads 'How to Live Alone and Like It'

She knows all men are not nice

She still wears her wings

IF SHE'S BEEN FLYING FOR FIVE YEARS

She invents dirty jokes

She wants to marry

She would rather not have to think

She reads 'To Have and to Hold'

She would rather wear a ring

IF SHE'S BEEN FLYING FOR TEN YEARS

She is the girl in the dirty jokes

She wants to marry, "but after all, is it really necessary?"

She can't think

She reads 'Fact is Better Than Fiction'

She is glad all men are not nice

She wears a mink