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Subject: The way it is in Texas!!

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He

smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little

girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating

What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Long legs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Long legs?" the little girl

asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Long

legs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and

stomped them flat and said Well, it might be ok in California or New York

but we're not having any of that shit in Texas." :o

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