Morris

[Boon Mee]

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a

physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking

down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said,

"You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot

mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got

a heart murmur. Be careful.'"

[Mr Red]

I can only hope I get deaf when I get older!

[Wolfie]

pardon?

[Boon Mee]

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing

aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the

art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

[CHOPTHAI]

pardon?

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Not just being confined to "old age"....misunderstanding or miscommunications do occur frequently in noisy environment. I remember during my airline days, in the hangar, the foreman used to shout out instructions, like:

"bring the engine here"

In a short while, the "engineer" was excorted to the foreman's office!!

"Sir, was it your instruction for us to "bring the engineer"???

[dr_Pat_Pong]

pardon?

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Not just being confined to "old age"....misunderstanding or miscommunications do occur frequently in noisy environment. I remember during my airline days, in the hangar, the foreman used to shout out instructions, like:

"bring the engine here"

In a short while, the "engineer" was excorted to the foreman's office!!

"Sir, was it your instruction for us to "bring the engineer"???

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we used to ask the teacher if we could piss in the time. When queried, one said loudly CAN I PUT THIS ( paper ) IN THE TIN