Bangkok Room Service

Room Service : Morny, rune sor-bees.

Hotel Guest : Oh sorry, I thought I dialed room service.

Room Service : Rye, rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to ordor sunteen?

Hotel Guest : I'd like some bacon and eggs.

Room Service : Ow July then?

Hotel Guest : What?

Room Service : Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch..?

Hotel Guest : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, Scrambled please.

Room Service : Ow July thee Baycome? Crease?

Hotel Guest : Crisp will be fine.

Room Service : Okay. An Santos?

Hotel Guest : Ugh.....I don't know....I don't think so.

Room Service : No? Judo one toes?

Hotel Guest : Look, I really feel bad about this, but I just don't know

what judo- one toes means, I'm sorry.

Room Service : Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow eengligh

mopping we bother?

Hotel Guest : English Muffin! I've got it! Toast! You were saying toast!

Fine. An English Muffin will be fine.

Room Service : We Bother?

Hotel Guest : No, just put the bother on the side.

Room Service : Wad?

Hotel Guest : I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.

Room Service : Copy?

Hotel Guest : I feel terrible about this, but ....

Room Service : Copy. Copy, tea, mill.

Hotel Guest : Coffee! Yes coffee please. And that's all.

Room Service : One minnie. Ass rune torino-fie, strangle aches, crease

Baycome, tossy eengligh mopping we bother honey sight, and copy. Rye?

Hotel Guest : Whatever you say.

Room Service : Okay, Tenjewberrymud.

Hotel Guest : You're welcome.

very very oldie, but a goodie...

Your ordering the wrong kinds of things, that is why they don't understand. Say, average LT, under age 23 but older than 18, $1,000 baht, two for $1,500 or throw in a ladyboy for free. What a deal. You'll get the service and fast.

Bud

You did go for the lady boys too Buddy. No wonder you were on the blue front end loaders.  Swallow them fast, sucking a blue pill could give you a stiff neck

Your ordering the wrong kinds of things, that is why they don't understand. Say, average LT, under age 23 but older than 18, $1,000 baht, two for $1,500 or throw in a ladyboy for free. What a deal. You'll get the service and fast.

Bud

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Here's a blast from the past

Here's a blast from the past

What ever happenned to old Bud?....

Here's a blast from the past

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You have missed him, haven't you?

Here's a blast from the past

You have missed him, haven't you?

We all did ......NOT